Quirky and Hilarious 1995 Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
I went to an Oasis gig with my sister in 1995.
When they came out onto the stage I shouted, "Go Oasis!"
Then my sister left.
Nurse: You've been in a coma since 1995
Great! My Internet Explorer page should have loaded.
What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?
A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.
1995: A Chinese Official is conversing with a Russian citizen...
...Chinese Official, "You have nothing in Russia."
Russian, "Oh yeah, we have Yeltsin."
Chinese Offical, "Then we will steal your Yeltsin.
Russian, "If you take Yeltsin you'll have nothing in China."
Disclaimer: This joke is not mine, it was told to my father during his stay in Russia in the year 1995.
I hate winter…
I hate the snow, the ice, the cold. In these times I think of the 4-man tent I bought on sale sometime around 1995. It's a basic tent, and it was a great value when I got it. It's hardly used now and just sits in my garage. I get such Winter Blues that I think about setting the tent up in the back yard, even though I've never gone through with that.
But alas I wonder, is this the Winter of my discount tent?
Rest in Peace Billy Mays.
He partied like it was $19.95.
There are so many scams on the internet now days.
Send me $19.95 today and I can tell you how to avoid them.
What was the worst april fools day joke?
Well logan paul was born in 1995.
Robbery
Yesterday, a Walmart manager was robbed outside of a gas station. Robbers took $19.95 of his money
Hydrogen is a light, odorless gas, which, given enough time, turns into people.
\- Edward Robert Harrison, *Smithsonian Magazine*, December, 1995.
There are so many scams on the internet. It's hard to avoid them.
Luckily I know how. Pm me $19.95 and I'll explain the details.
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Why didn't Monica Lewinsky get a tax return in 1995?
Clinton was paying her under the table.
What did Thom Yorke name his 1995 Mercedes?
The Benz
That's my plan and I'm sticking to it.
This is the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a Collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
