The Best 12 1995 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 1995 jokes. There are some 1995 barbie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1995 inside puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest 1995 Jokes and Puns

I went to an Oasis gig with my sister in 1995.

When they came out onto the stage I shouted, "Go Oasis!"

Then my sister left.

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

1995: A Chinese Official is conversing with a Russian citizen...

...Chinese Official, "You have nothing in Russia."

Russian, "Oh yeah, we have Yeltsin."

Chinese Offical, "Then we will steal your Yeltsin.

Russian, "If you take Yeltsin you'll have nothing in China."
Disclaimer: This joke is not mine, it was told to my father during his stay in Russia in the year 1995.

I hate winter…

I hate the snow, the ice, the cold. In these times I think of the 4-man tent I bought on sale sometime around 1995. It's a basic tent, and it was a great value when I got it. It's hardly used now and just sits in my garage. I get such Winter Blues that I think about setting the tent up in the back yard, even though I've never gone through with that.

But alas I wonder, is this the Winter of my discount tent?

Rest in Peace Billy Mays.

He partied like it was $19.95.


There are so many scams on the internet now days.

Send me $19.95 today and I can tell you how to avoid them.

What was the worst april fools day joke?

Well logan paul was born in 1995.

1995 joke, What was the worst april fools day joke?

Hydrogen is a light, odorless gas, which, given enough time, turns into people.

\- Edward Robert Harrison, *Smithsonian Magazine*, December, 1995.

Robbery

Yesterday, a Walmart manager was robbed outside of a gas station. Robbers took $19.95 of his money

There are so many scams on the internet. It's hard to avoid them.

Luckily I know how. Pm me $19.95 and I'll explain the details.

Why didn't Monica Lewinsky get a tax return in 1995?

Clinton was paying her under the table.

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What did Thom Yorke name his 1995 Mercedes?

The Benz

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