1993 Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious 1993 puns

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.

After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study.
After $250,000.00, and three years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
Romania, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study.
After two weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

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You know when I was growing up I thought modern medicine would have cured everything.

I still can't believe it's nearly 1993 and they haven't found a cure for alzheimer's.

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I have an unopened pack of gum from 1993

You could even say it's in...

..mint condition

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You know, when I was growing up, I thought modern medicine would have cured everything...

I can't believe it's nearly 1993 and they *still* haven't found a cure for Alzheimer's!

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I asked a girl in a bar if she wanted to go home with me.

She said, Do you have cable?

I said, I think the ropes will be strong enough.


(I wish I could remember the name of the comedian who said this, live in a bar, circa 1993.)

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What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

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What movie did Ray Charles go to see in 1993?

Jurassic Dark

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What are the most funny 1993 jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about 1993? Well, here are the best 1993 dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and 1993 pick up lines to share with friends.

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