The Best 13 1990 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 1990 jokes. There are some 1990 class jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1990 rest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest 1990 Jokes and Puns

1990 Grandpa: "Get off my lawn, you little brats!"

2048 Grandpa: "Get off my LAN faggots"

I was named after George Washington.

He was named in 1732. I was named in 1990

The year is 2540, a student notices something odd about his history book

How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999? He asks

The teacher puts down his marker, lowers his head and sighs.

Because... he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, ...only 90's kids remember the 90's

What's green and flies over Germany ?

Snazis.

This insanely corny joke brought to you by my Dad, circa 1990.
May he rest in peace!

The average American has gotten stronger over time

In 1990 it took two adults to carry $10 worth of groceries. Now a 5-year-old can do it.


The date is January 31, 1990, and the Soviet Union has opened its first McDonalds...

A KGB agent walks up to the front and asks, One vodka, please.

The woman at the register looks and says, Comrade, this is a McDonalds. We don't serve vodka.

The KGB agent looks surprised and says, Excuse me, comrade. One *McVodka*, please.

You KNOW you are a true 90's kid

whenever your birth certificate states you were born between 1990 and 1999...

1990 joke, You KNOW you are a true 90's kid

1990 - "I want two kids, one of each."

2017 - "I want 35 kids, one of each."

It's 1990, I told my idiot brother to take some money and buy a color TV

He came back home and asked what color

"We divided the population as you requested Mr. President", announced the assistant at the door,"so we're just waiting for your approval on the memory wipe"

"Wipe the memories of groups 1-8, leave 9 and wipe 10 too." "Why leave 9 sir? 9 refers to children born between 1990 and 1999, why should they be left with their memories?"
The president looked out of the window
"Only 90s kids will remember this."

Its the year 2500 and students are in history.

A student asks the teacher why is there a gap in the textbook between 1990 and 1999 and the teacher answers because only 90's kids remember.

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The Hunt for Red October (1990) is an amazing movie. I especially liked the concept of the Nautilus' propulsion system.

Whoops, wrong sub.

Russia is such a big country...

When in Moscow already 10 A.M., in Tula just 1990.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 1990 student jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 1990 change piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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