1990 Jokes
19 1990 jokes and hilarious 1990 puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 1990 that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest 1990 Short Jokes
Short 1990 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 1990 humour may include short history jokes also.
- What's green and flies over Germany ? Snazis.
This insanely corny joke brought to you by my Dad, circa 1990.
May he rest in peace! - You KNOW you are a true 90's kid whenever your birth certificate states you were born between 1990 and 1999...
- It's 1990, I told my idiot brother to take some money and buy a color TV He came back home and asked what color
- The Hunt for Red October (1990) is an amazing movie. I especially liked the concept of the Nautilus' propulsion system. Whoops, wrong sub.
- Best presidential debate 1990's Hilary v 2000 Hilary v 2004 Hilary v 2008 Hilary v now Hilary
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1990 One Liners
Which 1990 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 1990? I can suggest the ones about green and student.
- I was named after George Washington. He was named in 1732. I was named in 1990
- 1990 - "I want two kids, one of each." 2017 - "I want 35 kids, one of each."
- There will be no documentation of the 1990's... ...Because only 90's kids will remember
- What was the internet speed in Canada in the 1990's? 56eh.
- Russia is such a big country... When in Moscow already 10 A.M., in Tula just 1990.
- Music in the late 1990's: It was the best of times, it was the Durst of times.
- January 1, 1990 Go change it.
Ridiculous 1990 Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about 1990 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean corny jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 1990 pranks.
The year is 2540, a student notices something odd about his history book
How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999? He asks
The teacher puts down his marker, lowers his head and sighs.
Because... he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, ...only 90's kids remember the 90's
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The date is January 31, 1990, and the Soviet Union has opened its first McDonalds...
A KGB agent walks up to the front and asks, One v**..., please.
The woman at the register looks and says, Comrade, this is a McDonalds. We don't serve v**....
The KGB agent looks surprised and says, Excuse me, comrade. One *McVodka*, please.
"We divided the population as you requested Mr. President", announced the assistant at the door,"so we're just waiting for your approval on the memory wipe"
"Wipe the memories of groups 1-8, leave 9 and wipe 10 too." "Why leave 9 sir? 9 refers to children born between 1990 and 1999, why should they be left with their memories?"
The president looked out of the window
"Only 90s kids will remember this."
We've divided the population as you've requested, Mr. President, announced the assistant from the doorway, so we're just waiting on your final approval for the memory wipe.
Wipe the memory of groups 1-8, replied the president, leave group 9 alone but wipe group 10 too.
Sir? You want us to wipe groups 1 through 8 and then 10, but not 9? Group 9 refers to... children born between 1990 and 1999, why should they be left with their memories?
The president stood from his chair and looked out at the world from his window.
Only 90s kids will remember this.
Memory wipe
"We've divided the population as you requested, Mr. President" announced the assistant "we just need your approval for the memory wipe".
"Wipe the memories from the groups 1 to 8" replied the president, "leave group 9 alone but wipe group 10 too"
"Sir, you want us to wipe groups 1 through 8 and then 10, but not 9? Group 9 refers to... children born between 1990 and 1999, why should they be left with their memories?"
The president looked out at the world from the window.
"Only 90's kids will remember this"
