Howlingly Hilarious 1989 Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
People of China, do you want to hear what happened on Tiananmen square in 1989?
No tanks.
Here is a joke from the Soviet Union (also popular in other communist countries before 1989)
A CIA agent is sent on a spy mission to Moscow, Soviet Union. He goes to a grocery store and writes down in his diary "There is no food".
He then goes to a clothes shop and puts down in the diary "there are no shoes".
He goes out of the shop and a KGB agent waits for him outside. "You know, 10 years ago we would have shot you for that."
The CIA agent writes in his diary "There are no bullets".
Netflix has asked viewers to please stop referring to Ted Bundy as "Hot"
As he was electrocuted in 1989, they are fairly certain he has cooled off by now.
Found a Chinese history book in the library...
It reads "In 1989 ***Nothing Happened***".
Last year, Taylor Swift went on a world tour called TS 1989
That must've been an awkward stop in Beijing
What do you call an American barista visiting China in 1989
A flat white
One of my friends from Beijing is a big fan of Taylor Swift ..
He asked me to suggest some good album of her .
So I told him to try TS 1989 .
I haven't heard from him ever since .
Did you guys know that my son is a really big star?
Yup, he's 1.989 x 10^30 kilos and has a diameter of 1.4 million kilometers.
