The Best 7 1989 Jokes

Following is our collection of 1989 jokes which are very funny. There are some 1989 young jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1989 beautiful puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny 1989 Jokes and Puns

Here is a joke from the Soviet Union (also popular in other communist countries before 1989)

A CIA agent is sent on a spy mission to Moscow, Soviet Union. He goes to a grocery store and writes down in his diary "There is no food".

He then goes to a clothes shop and puts down in the diary "there are no shoes".

He goes out of the shop and a KGB agent waits for him outside. "You know, 10 years ago we would have shot you for that."

The CIA agent writes in his diary "There are no bullets".

Netflix has asked viewers to please stop referring to Ted Bundy as "Hot"

As he was electrocuted in 1989, they are fairly certain he has cooled off by now.

Found a Chinese history book in the library...

It reads "In 1989 ***Nothing Happened***".

Last year, Taylor Swift went on a world tour called TS 1989

That must've been an awkward stop in Beijing

What do you call an American barista visiting China in 1989

A flat white


One of my friends from Beijing is a big fan of Taylor Swift ..

He asked me to suggest some good album of her .

So I told him to try TS 1989 .

I haven't heard from him ever since .

Did you guys know that my son is a really big star?

Yup, he's 1.989 x 10^30 kilos and has a diameter of 1.4 million kilometers.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 1989 pregnant jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 1989 kids piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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