1987 Jokes

A man meets a Native American with flawless memory...

When he meets this Native American Chief he notices he is older than most.
He asks the Chief many questions, and the Chief replies flawlessly to each one.

Then he thinks of a random date and asks the Chief, "What did you eat on October 18, 1987?" The Chief replies "Eggs".

He leaves the Chief and goes home. A year later he meets the Chief again. Feeling respectful he approaches the Chief, and says "How" and the Chief says, "Scrambled!"

A man had 50 yard line tickets at the Super Bowl

A man had 50 yard line tickets at the Super Bowl. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl and not use it?"
The first man says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven 't been to together since we got married in 1987."

"Oh . . . I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else - - a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."

The brownies I started making in my easy bake oven in 1987

are done if anyone wants some.

It's the year 1987...

Last year the space station Mir appeared to be launched into orbit. The key word being appeared. The space station is actually just a hologram designed to fool the United States! Right here on Earth exists a tiny scale replica, containing tiny versions of every item that would go up in a real shuttle. There are miniature parcels of food, space suits, and even a Russian flag. The items are held in a secret base hidden in the Russian wilderness. Thus the saying...

Objects in Mir are closer than they appear.

"You've had the same haircut since 1987. Will you at least think about changing it?"

"I don't know, I'll mullet over"

What's Neymar favorite song?

Never Gonna Give You Up de 1987 de Rick Astley (RickRoll)

You know Brian De Palma's The Untouchables (1987)

It didn't do well in India.

My wife and I decided to go out for the day. We went for a long stroll in the park, bought some ice creams and sat by the pond, feeding the ducks. Eventually she turned to me and said, "Have you had a nice day?"

I said, "Yes thanks. It was 1987, the sun was shining and I'd just left school."

Dead Blonde

What do you call a dead Blonde in a closet?

1987 hide-n-go-seek champion.

Walking was invented in 1987 when Christopher Walken tried to do the moon walk backwards

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