1987 Jokes

A man meets a Native American with flawless memory...

When he meets this Native American Chief he notices he is older than most.
He asks the Chief many questions, and the Chief replies flawlessly to each one.
Then he thinks of a random date and asks the Chief, "What did you eat on October 18, 1987?" The Chief replies "Eggs".
He leaves the Chief and goes home. A year later he meets the Chief again. Feeling respectful he approaches the Chief, and says "How" and the Chief says, "Scrambled!"

The brownies I started making in my easy bake oven in 1987

are done if anyone wants some.

In 1987 we had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope...

Now we have Obama, no cash, and no hope.

What's Neymar favorite song?

Never Gonna Give You Up de 1987 de Rick Astley (RickRoll)

"You've had the same haircut since 1987. Will you at least think about changing it?"

"I don't know, I'll mullet over"

My wife and I decided to go out for the day. We went for a long stroll in the park, bought some ice creams and sat by the pond, feeding the ducks. Eventually she turned to me and said, "Have you had a nice day?"

I said, "Yes thanks. It was 1987, the sun was shining and I'd just left school."

Dead Blonde

What do you call a dead Blonde in a closet?
1987 hide-n-go-seek champion.

You know Brian De Palma's The Untouchables (1987)

It didn't do well in India.

Walking was invented in 1987 when Christopher Walken tried to do the moon walk backwards

In 1987 Bernie Sanders wrote a folk album titled "we will overcome"

At the same time Donald Trump wrote an album called "we will over-comb"