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7 1985 jokes and hilarious 1985 puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 1985 that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Cheerful Fun 1985 Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What is a good 1985 joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Soviet Joke

Moscow, 1985, 3rd grade class
Teacher: Life in Soviet Union is great, all families have a nice apartment, a car, all children have nice toys!
Little Kid starts crying
Teacher: Vladimir, why are you crying??
Little Kid: I wanna go to Soviet Union!!

A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE:

"Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, s**... this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2017 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

In 1985, new wave band, A-Ha, wrote a song for a new broadway version of Peter Pan that was never used. In the musical, Tinkerbell was supposed to sing to Peter, urging him to try and fight Captain Hook's right hand man with the intent of demoralizing Hook and his pirate crew...

Taaaaake oooooon Smeeeee

Now that it is 2015 we should all really be on the lookout for Marty Mcfly.

If it is only to forewarn him to invest heavily in Parkinsons research on his return to 1985.

What's the difference between a cow and the 1985 Bears?

You can only milk a cow for so long.

Brett Kavanaugh was questioned by police for throwing ice at a guy during a bar fight in 1985

Just ice served


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