1984 Jokes

1984 is a great work of literature.

I think all kids should be forced to read it.

An observation by Adam Hills

"I have a slight theory as to why there's such a high percentage of obesity in America as compared to the rest of the world. I think it's because in 1984, a group of English and Irish musicians got together and put out a song that told us to 'feed the world'.
And then a year later, a group of American singers told us, 'We Are the World'"

She's technically not wrong...

This actually happened last night with my girlfriend...
Me: So did you read 1984?
She: Yeah, I did...utopian society right?
Me:No it is the total opposite...do you know the opposite of utopian?
She: yeah..Ethiopia right?
and yes she was being totally serious.

I think I might move to Great Britain in a few years.

I've always wanted to live in a live recreation of 1984.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

1984 hide and go seek champion of the world

I wonder who's watching me now, the IRS?

1984 paranoid ramblings

2018 passing remark

I asked a friend in 1984 how's life there...

He answered: "I can't complain."

Back in the days I started to read the classics, but my friend started complaining we never do anything together anymore.

Well after 1984 I didn't have much time for The Idiot.

There are two categories of humans

Either you have read 1984 or, well...

With both Trump and Marijuana winning, we wont have worry about living in 1984

We can settle with a Brave New World.

A 'Cold War' joke I tought up today...

It's early September, 1984. Children around the world are going back to school. Despite living on opposing sides of the Iron Curtain, two Mathematics teachers, one in the United States and the other in the Soviet Union, ask their respective classes the same question.

"OK class." Said the American teacher, "If I had three oranges, and I divided them fairly between four children, how many oranges would each child receive?"

Most of the children in his class answered with pretty much the same thing. "It's easy." Replied the class, "One child gets two oranges, the second gets a half, the third gets an eighth, the fourth gets nothing, and we keep the rest to throw at our enemies."

On the other side of the world, in Russia, the Soviet teacher asks the same to her own class.

"Students." She asked, "If I had three oranges, and had to distribute them fairly to four children, how many oranges will each child have?"

The Russian class asked their teacher "What are oranges?"

Showerthoughts has a rule against puns so here we are.

Promiscuous women in 1984 were guilty of thot crimes.

Last night I fell asleep in a time machine...

...I went to bed in 2018 and woke up in 1984!

Prostitution in 1984:

Thot Crime

Why was a blonde confused after learning about 1984?

She couldn't figure out how many was 'orwellian'.

How many government surveillance programs does it take to screw i a lightbulb?

1984

Back in the days I started to read the classics, but my friend complained it was taking all my time.

After 1984 I did not have the energy for The Idiot.

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