1984 Jokes

29 1984 jokes and hilarious 1984 puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 1984 that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest 1984 Short Jokes

Short 1984 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 1984 humour may include short song jokes also.

  1. I just watched Wonder Woman 1984 and I had zero idea what was going on. Guess I shouldn't have skipped the other 1,983 movies.
  2. I really wanted to share a link to Weird Al's 1984 michael jackson parody today but I realized That I can't have my Cake Day and Eat It, too.
  3. I think I might move to Great Britain in a few years. I've always wanted to live in a live recreation of 1984.
  4. Back in the days I started to read the classics, but my friend started complaining we never do anything together anymore. Well after 1984 I didn't have much time for The Idiot.
  5. Showerthoughts has a rule against puns so here we are. Promiscuous women in 1984 were guilty of thot crimes.
  6. Back in the days I started to read the classics, but my friend complained it was taking all my time. After 1984 I did not have the energy for The Idiot.
  7. Last night I fell asleep in a time machine... ...I went to bed in 2018 and woke up in 1984!
  8. Why was a blonde confused after learning about 1984? She couldn't figure out how many was 'orwellian'.
  9. With both Trump and m**... winning, we wont have worry about living in 1984 We can settle with a Brave New World.

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1984 One Liners

Which 1984 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 1984? I can suggest the ones about nihilistic and surveillance.

  1. 1984 is a great work of literature. I think all kids should be forced to read it.
  2. In George Orwell's book 1984, why were e-girls outlawed? Because it was a thotcrime.
  3. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? 1984 hide and go seek champion of the world
  4. I wonder who's watching me now, the IRS? 1984 paranoid ramblings
    2018 passing remark
  5. I asked a friend in 1984 how's life there... He answered: "I can't complain."
  6. There are two categories of humans Either you have read 1984 or, well...
  7. I love that dystopian novel by Aldous Huxley; Fahrenheit 1984.
  8. Prostitution in 1984: Thot Crime
  9. How many government surveillance programs does it take to screw i a lightbulb? 1984
  10. I accidentally wrote on the date 1984 instead of 1985 I don't care, so Orwell.
  11. What's the answer to 1984? 1776.
  12. A: DoublePlusGoo Q: What did Winston call the b**... scene in 1984

1984 joke, A: DoublePlusGoo

Playful 1984 Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about 1984 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean theory jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 1984 pranks.

An observation by Adam Hills

"I have a slight theory as to why there's such a high percentage of obesity in America as compared to the rest of the world. I think it's because in 1984, a group of English and Irish musicians got together and put out a song that told us to 'feed the world'.
And then a year later, a group of American singers told us, 'We Are the World'"

She's technically not wrong...

This actually happened last night with my girlfriend...
Me: So did you read 1984?
She: Yeah, I did...utopian society right?
Me:No it is the total you know the opposite of utopian?
She: yeah..Ethiopia right?
and yes she was being totally serious.

1984 joke, Back in the days I started to read the classics, but my friend complained it was taking all my time.