Following is our collection of nihilistic humor and singers one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 1984 puns for adults, dirty high jokes or clean musicians gags for kids.
There is an abundance of utopia jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 18 funniest jokes on 1984. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any english witze you can hear about 1984.
I think all kids should be forced to read it.
That I can't have my Cake Day and Eat It, too.
"I have a slight theory as to why there's such a high percentage of obesity in America as compared to the rest of the world. I think it's because in 1984, a group of English and Irish musicians got together and put out a song that told us to 'feed the world'.
And then a year later, a group of American singers told us, 'We Are the World'"
This actually happened last night with my girlfriend...
Me: So did you read 1984?
She: Yeah, I did...utopian society right?
Me:No it is the total opposite...do you know the opposite of utopian?
She: yeah..Ethiopia right?
and yes she was being totally serious.
I've always wanted to live in a live recreation of 1984.
1984 hide and go seek champion of the world
1984 paranoid ramblings
2018 passing remark
He answered: "I can't complain."
Well after 1984 I didn't have much time for The Idiot.
Promiscuous women in 1984 were guilty of thot crimes.
We can settle with a Brave New World.
It's early September, 1984. Children around the world are going back to school. Despite living on opposing sides of the Iron Curtain, two Mathematics teachers, one in the United States and the other in the Soviet Union, ask their respective classes the same question.
"OK class." Said the American teacher, "If I had three oranges, and I divided them fairly between four children, how many oranges would each child receive?"
Most of the children in his class answered with pretty much the same thing. "It's easy." Replied the class, "One child gets two oranges, the second gets a half, the third gets an eighth, the fourth gets nothing, and we keep the rest to throw at our enemies."
On the other side of the world, in Russia, the Soviet teacher asks the same to her own class.
"Students." She asked, "If I had three oranges, and had to distribute them fairly to four children, how many oranges will each child have?"
The Russian class asked their teacher "What are oranges?"
Either you have read 1984 or, well...
After 1984 I did not have the energy for The Idiot.
Thot Crime
1984
...I went to bed in 2018 and woke up in 1984!
She couldn't figure out how many was 'orwellian'.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.