1984 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 1984 jokes. There are some 1984 singers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1984 musicians puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Playful 1984 Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

1984 is a great work of literature.

I think all kids should be forced to read it.

I just watched Wonder Woman 1984 and I had zero idea what was going on.

Guess I shouldn't have skipped the other 1,983 movies.

I really wanted to share a link to Weird Al's 1984 Michael Jackson parody today but I realized

That I can't have my Cake Day and Eat It, too.

An observation by Adam Hills

"I have a slight theory as to why there's such a high percentage of obesity in America as compared to the rest of the world. I think it's because in 1984, a group of English and Irish musicians got together and put out a song that told us to 'feed the world'.
And then a year later, a group of American singers told us, 'We Are the World'"

She's technically not wrong...

This actually happened last night with my girlfriend...
Me: So did you read 1984?
She: Yeah, I did...utopian society right?
Me:No it is the total opposite...do you know the opposite of utopian?
She: yeah..Ethiopia right?
and yes she was being totally serious.

I think I might move to Great Britain in a few years.

I've always wanted to live in a live recreation of 1984.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

1984 hide and go seek champion of the world

1984 joke, What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

I wonder who's watching me now, the IRS?

1984 paranoid ramblings

2018 passing remark

I asked a friend in 1984 how's life there...

He answered: "I can't complain."

Back in the days I started to read the classics, but my friend started complaining we never do anything together anymore.

Well after 1984 I didn't have much time for The Idiot.

There are two categories of humans

Either you have read 1984 or, well...

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With both Trump and Marijuana winning, we wont have worry about living in 1984

We can settle with a Brave New World.

Showerthoughts has a rule against puns so here we are.

Promiscuous women in 1984 were guilty of thot crimes.

I love that dystopian novel by Aldous Huxley;

Fahrenheit 1984.

Prostitution in 1984:

Thot Crime

Back in the days I started to read the classics, but my friend complained it was taking all my time.

After 1984 I did not have the energy for The Idiot.

1984 joke, Back in the days I started to read the classics, but my friend complained it was taking all my time.

Last night I fell asleep in a time machine...

...I went to bed in 2018 and woke up in 1984!

Why was a blonde confused after learning about 1984?

She couldn't figure out how many was 'orwellian'.

How many government surveillance programs does it take to screw i a lightbulb?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 1984 utopia puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

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