Heartwarming 1983 Jokes that Make You Laugh
A Soviet citizen is buying a car
He finally saved up enough rubles, went to the agency, and paid for a car.
He is told, "Come back on August 8th, 1983 to pick up your new car"
"But that's eight years from now."
"Yes, isn't it wonderful? The wait used to be ten years."
"Okay, fine. August 8th, 1983. Morning or afternoon?"
"It's eight years away. What difference does it make?"
"The plumber is coming in the morning."
I just watched Wonder Woman 1984 and I had zero idea what was going on.
Guess I shouldn't have skipped the other 1,983 movies.
The police recently arrested a man selling "secret formula" tablets he claimed gave eternal youth.
When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this same criminal medical fraud.He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983..
TIL Tim Gibbons, a reclusive gastroenterologist, has the only fart preserved in a jar on record since 1983...
*owner of a lonely fart*
Hmm...
🤔 So you "know" horror but you can't even name the writer and director of Sleepaway Camp (1983)? Okay... 🙄😂
It's hardly surprising that 48 'no's couldn't stop Kavanaugh yesterday.
They didn't stop him in 1983 either.
Nurse: You've been in a coma since March of 1983.
Patient: Let's dance!