1982 Jokes
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In 1982 elton john attended one of Queen's concerts, but was shortly hospitalized afterwards.
Turns out they found traces of Mercury in him.
Brett Kavanaugh is being urged to withdraw, but is refusing to.
A bit like that time in 1982.
What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?
They're still talking about what happened in 1982.
Introducing diet coke
making people think it's okay to order 2 big-macs and a large fry since 1982
If Donald Trump was President in 1982...
ET wouldn't be phoning home. He'd be leaving the country in handcuffs!
Hey girl
Wanna party like it's 1982?
Two Irish lads having a drink in a pub.
One says to the other where you from?
Glanmire - outside Cork replies the second
Amazing so am i! the first exclaims what school did you go too?
St Josephs he replies
St Josephs!? I went St Josephs as well!! shouts the first
The second asks what year did you graduate?
1982 comes the reply.
My lord! the 2nd stares in disbelief I graduated 1982 also!
Its gonna be a long night says the barman to a bar fly The Murphy twins are drunk again!
So these two ladies die
and are waiting in purgatory to hear the results of their life audit. A door opens and two men walk in. An angel walks in with an ugly, hunch backed gremlin of a man. The angel says "Nancy, in 1982 you killed a duck, your punishment will be to spend your eternal life with this man". He slaps the the shackles on each of their arms and are sent off for eternity. A little while later another angel walks in with a gorgeous hunky stud. He slaps the shackle on her and the handsome man and are sent on their way. During their walk shes thinking she must have be a good person during her life on earth, when she's interrupted by the man's muttering "I shouldn't have killed that duck".
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