1981 Jokes

Following is our collection of liverpool humor and household one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 1981 puns for adults, dirty enemy jokes or clean wins gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about 1981

Did you hear about the guy in 1981 that got LSD and LDS mixed up?

Instead of going on a trip, he went on a mission.

If Liverpool wins, somebody warn the Pope!

1981:
1. A British prince gets married
2. Liverpool wins the Champions League
3. The Pope dies

2005:
1. A British prince gets married
2. Liverpool wins the Champions League
3. The Pope dies

2018:
1. A British prince gets married
2. Liverpool is in the Champions League's final
3.

In 1978, a Russian man buys a Lada...

After he signs the last form, the salesman says, "You can expect delivery on 4 February, 1981."

The man replies, "Morning or evening?"

This is not the reaction that the salesman expects. The most common reaction, of course, is resigned disappointment. Anger was a close second. He'd seen some giggle at the absurdity, and some swear they'd be calling influential friends.

But this? The salesman is dumbfounded. "Morning or evening?! What does it matter! It's in over 2 years!"

"Well," says the man, "It's just that the heater repairman is coming that morning."

How did Phil Collins know about Lorde?

She wasn't born until 1996 but In the Air Tonight was released in 1981

1978: Wales win Grand Slam, Liverpool win European Cup, pope dies.

1981: Prince Charles marries, Liverpool win European Cup, pope shot.

2005: Prince Charles marries, Liverpool reaches Champions League semis, pope dies.

2018: Prince Harry marries, Liverpool reaches Champions League final, it's probably time to warn the pope.


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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