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Heartwarming 1981 Jokes that Make You Laugh

What is a good 1981 joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Did you hear about the guy in 1981 that got l**... and l**... mixed up?

Instead of going on a trip, he went on a mission.

If Liverpool wins, somebody warn the Pope!

1981:
1. A British prince gets married
2. liverpool wins the Champions League
3. The Pope dies
2005:
1. A British prince gets married
2. Liverpool wins the Champions League
3. The Pope dies
2018:
1. A British prince gets married
2. Liverpool is in the Champions League's final
3.

How did Phil Collins know about Lorde?

She wasn't born until 1996 but In the Air Tonight was released in 1981

TIL that in 1981 the Russians destroyed a submarine they thought was an enemy.

Oops, wrong sub.

In 1978, a Russian man buys a Lada...

After he signs the last form, the salesman says, "You can expect delivery on 4 February, 1981."
The man replies, "Morning or evening?"
This is not the reaction that the salesman expects. The most common reaction, of course, is resigned disappointment. Anger was a close second. He'd seen some giggle at the absurdity, and some swear they'd be calling influential friends.
But this? The salesman is dumbfounded. "Morning or evening?! What does it matter! It's in over 2 years!"
"Well," says the man, "It's just that the heater repairman is coming that morning."


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