The Best 10 1980s Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 1980s jokes. There are some 1980s seventies jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1980s society puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 1980s Jokes and Puns

If a millennial asks you...

If a millennial asks you why people in old photos have red eyes


Tell them that they're too young to remember the demon uprising of the 1980s

Soviet Economics

1980s. Soviet Economy minister is making speech at Communist Party session:

- According to latest statistics, our incomes rose 20%, our quality of life rose 30% and our buying economic power rose 40%

From the audience: That's great that YOURS did, but what about OURS??

I just saw two really large spiders dancing to some 1980s music.

I think they were Duran Durantulas.

Mikhail Gorbachev started an anti-alcohol campaign in USSR in 1980s. People went crazy because of the restrictions on selling of alcohol. An old Soviet joke went like this:

A disaffected and angry citizen, fed up of standing in lines for vodka, decided to go assassinate Gorbachev. He soon came back and ruefully reported that the lines to assassinate Gorbachev were even longer than the lines for vodka.

1980s European leaders Mitterrand, Brezhnev and Thatcher were flying around Europe in a helicopter, trying to recognize cities without seeing them.

Thatcher went first. She stuck her ear out the window and stated: "I can hear Big Ben chime. This is London!"

Next was Mitterrand. He stuck his nose out and stated: "I can smell fresh baguette. This is Paris!"

Last was Brezhnev. He stuck his hand out and yelped: "What... hey! Somebody stole my watch! This is Moscow."


People are forever going on about how video games are an unhealthy influence on the young.

But I grew up in the 1980s when all we had was Pacman and it's not like we spent all our time running around in the dark munching pills to weird repetitive music!

Technically, people in the 1980s were correct when they said we would have flying cars in the future.

They're just currently not very safe and one-use only.

I've now been alive in six decades:

The 1980s
The 1990s
The 2000s
The 2010s
The 2020s
May

My friend broke his computer

His parents refused to buy him a new one and gave him an old 1980s computer. After hearing about it I told him "I am sorry for your DOS"

They say a problem shared is a problem halved

This was the key cause behind the AIDS crisis of the 1980s

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 1980s decade jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 1980s sixties piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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