1978 Jokes

The Indian That Never Forgets

Once a man was traveling through the west on vacation, when he saw a sign that said, "Meet the Indian Who Never Forgets, Next Exit". Well, being curious, the man stops at the attraction to see the Indian. He asks the man, "What did you have for breakfast on June 9, 1978?" The Indian replies "Eggs!"

Well, everyone has eggs for breakfast, this guy is a charlatan, the man thinks.

The man tells his friend about the experience, and his friend replies "That's disrespectful, you should greet an indian in their native language. Next time instead of "Hi" say "How".

10 years later, the same man is on vacation again, and sees the sign for the Indian again. He thinks what the heck, I'll stop in and see him.

Remembering his friend's advice, when the man approaches the Indian, he holds up his hand and says, "How!"

The Indian replies, "Scrambled."

1978: UK's prince marries, Liverpool wins the Champions League, the Pope dies.

2005: UK's prince marries, Liverpool wins the Champions League, the Pope dies.

2018: UK's prince marries, Liverpool is in the Champions League final, and the Pope is cheering for Real Madrid like a madman.

In 1978, a Russian man buys a Lada...

After he signs the last form, the salesman says, "You can expect delivery on 4 February, 1981."

The man replies, "Morning or evening?"

This is not the reaction that the salesman expects. The most common reaction, of course, is resigned disappointment. Anger was a close second. He'd seen some giggle at the absurdity, and some swear they'd be calling influential friends.

But this? The salesman is dumbfounded. "Morning or evening?! What does it matter! It's in over 2 years!"

"Well," says the man, "It's just that the heater repairman is coming that morning."

Indian Memory man

Once a man was traveling through the west on vacation, when he saw a sign that said, "Meet the Indian Who Never Forgets, Next Exit". Well, being curious, the man stops at the attraction to see the Indian. He asks the man, "What did you have for breakfast on June 9, 1978?" The Indian replies "Eggs!"

Well, everyone has eggs for breakfast, this guy is a charlatan, the man thinks.

10 years later, the same man is on vacation again, and sees the sign for the Indian again. He thinks what the heck, I'll stop in and see him.

When the man approaches the Indian, he holds up his hand and says, "How!"

The Indian replies, "Scrambled."

1978: Wales win Grand Slam, Liverpool win European Cup, pope dies.

1981: Prince Charles marries, Liverpool win European Cup, pope shot.

2005: Prince Charles marries, Liverpool reaches Champions League semis, pope dies.

2018: Prince Harry marries, Liverpool reaches Champions League final, it's probably time to warn the pope.

Headline: "American Pharoah Wins 1st Triple Crown Title Since 1978"

That is one long-lived horse.

BOB: "The Red Cross won't let me give blood."

DENICE: "Why not?!"

BOB: "Because I've had sex with a man since 1978."

ELMER: "*Really?!* You two must be really tired!"

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