Someone in a mask came up behind him and put a knife against his throat. Are you Catholic or Protestant? he shouted.
The man realised if he said he was Catholic and his assailant was Protestant, he was dead. Likewise, if he said he was Protestant and his assailant was Catholic, he was dead. After some quick thinking, he came up with a smart answer.
I'm Jewish! he said quickly.
The attacker replied Wow, I must be the luckiest Arab in Ireland!
'Cause Charlie don't serf.
Bad news, it's a 1975 Volvo...
I've had the same pack since 1975
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