The Best 10 1974 Jokes
Following is our collection of funny 1974 jokes. There are some 1974 brain jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1974 100 puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest 1974 Jokes and Puns
TIL in 1974 Russians accidentally blew up their own submarine, thinking it was an enemy
Oops, wrong sub
I read this joke in a 1974 Playboy magazine today.
An elderly man died and went to purgatory. There he ran into a friend his age, who is accompanied by a luscious young blonde. "I'm happy for you, Steve", said the new arrival. "At least you're getting a partial reward in this place while you expiate your sins."
"She isn't my reward", sighed Steve, "I'm her punishment!"
The first testicular guard was used in Cricket...
The first testicular guard was used in Cricket in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.
It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.
You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today
Because if you did, people would say, "Hey, Mel Brooks already made this movie in 1974."
Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear
The first testicular guard, the "cup", was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.
That means that it only took 100 years for men to figure out that their brain is also important.
Quit laughing.
What was the name of that white girl's Collie who went on all those adventures in Ethiopia between 1930 and 1974?
Haley's Lassie
Why do women wear panties?
Because it's the law. The health and safety act of 1974 clearly states:
(4)(b)1: All manholes must be covered when not in use
The first jockstrap in ice hockey was introduced in 1874. The helmet was first obligatory in 1974.
So it took precisely 100 years before men realized that the brain eventually could be useful too.
Philippe Petit walked between the twin towers in 1974, big deal, I can do that today with no training.
Just made that up, I hope it's not too soon.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 1974 realize jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working 1974 chicken piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.