1974 Jokes
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TIL in 1974 Russians accidentally blew up their own submarine, thinking it was an enemy
Oops, wrong sub
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I read this joke in a 1974 p**... magazine today.
An elderly man died and went to purgatory. There he ran into a friend his age, who is accompanied by a luscious young blonde. "I'm happy for you, Steve", said the new arrival. "At least you're getting a partial reward in this place while you expiate your sins."
"She isn't my reward", sighed Steve, "I'm her punishment!"
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In 1974, volkswagen introduced the Golf to Europe as a small car with a trunk large enough to stuff your golf clubs…
American companies would follow the success of this model, with Ford soon releasing the e**... in 1980.
*still working on this one
The first testicular guard was used in Cricket...
The first testicular guard was used in Cricket in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.
It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.
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The Polish are so s**......
...their adult literacy rate is 98.74%, far below the European average of 99.13% and only 19.74 percentage points ahead of America.
Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear
You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today
Because if you did, people would say, "Hey, Mel Brooks already made this movie in 1974."
What was the name of that white girl's Collie who went on all those adventures in Ethiopia between 1930 and 1974?
Haley's Lassie
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Why do women wear p**...?
Because it's the law. The health and safety act of 1974 clearly states:
(4)(b)1: All manholes must be covered when not in use
Philippe Petit walked between the twin towers in 1974, big deal, I can do that today with no training.
Just made that up, I hope it's not too soon.
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