1973 Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious 1973 puns

Here's a Russian Joke I liked... that doesn't have any swears

The Year is 1973... and the big one hits, Nuclear War. So the two most powerful nations on Earth hellbent on each other's destruction fire their nukes at each other and each other's allies...



Anyway, during their flight a Soviet missile and an American missile cross each others path, and they decide to stop and stay for a while before the world ends. so they stay and drink and joke and have a jolly good time. By the end of the day the American missile is drunk and says, "You know... we should go now." To which the Soviet missile replies, "You're right, let me walk you home."

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I was clearing out my loft today when I found a catalogued list of paedophiles

Naturally I was baffled to find such a thing in my loft, so I did a double take, and realised it was a TV guide from 1973.

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In 1973, the Six Million Dollar Man consisted of a bionic man with super powers...

In 2016, the Six Million Dollar Man consists of two hip replacements.

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A few statistics...

Studies show ΒΎths of the general public prefer to be told statistics in percents as compared to fractions.

10/9 of them are unable to spot errors in said statistics.

63% of the population will believe a statistic if it has a famous name cited with it. - Julius Cesar, May 1973

The remaining half of the people who prefer to be told statistics who prefer to be told statistics in fractions are unable to spot continuity issues.

Seventy-bajillion people on earth cannot recognize made up numbers.

...and finally... if you are male there is a 1 in 3 chance you are reading this with your penis in your hand (this one may actually be true)

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How to be depressed

Step 1. Go to 1973 and sell 10% shares of apple for $800

Step 2. Realise those 10% is worth $43 billion nowadays.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

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What was the name of the landmark 1973 federal court decision that gave women everywhere the right to wear leather?

Roe vs. Suede

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The trampoline used to be called a jump-o-line

Until your mom jumped on one in 1973

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A guy took his 1973 Volkswagen Beetle to a blond mechanic and said

"My engine is missing." The mechanic raised the hood and said "Oh wow, you're right! But how the heck did you drive it here?"

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I texted my American friend and asked him to send a stable genius our way as we were fresh out.

He said that last stable genius the US had was Secretariat in 1973.

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The year is 1973, In Kisumu city,

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My dad's a pastor.

(1973)
Dad: WHAT DEVILS MUSIC IS THAT?
Me: it's only Mark 14:36
Dad: well could you keep it down! Good lad
And he was none the wiser ah.

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How many nuns swam across the Mississippi River in 1973?

nun.

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What are the most funny 1973 jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about 1973? Well, here are the best 1973 dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and 1973 pick up lines to share with friends.

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