Comedy 1973 Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
I was clearing out my loft today when I found a catalogued list of paedophiles
Naturally I was baffled to find such a thing in my loft, so I did a double take, and realised it was a TV guide from 1973.
In 1973, the Six Million Dollar Man consisted of a bionic man with super powers...
In 2016, the Six Million Dollar Man consists of two hip replacements.
How to be depressed
Step 1. Go to 1973 and sell 10% shares of apple for $800
Step 2. Realise those 10% is worth $43 billion nowadays.
What was the name of the landmark 1973 federal court decision that gave women everywhere the right to wear leather?
Roe vs. Suede
A guy took his 1973 Volkswagen Beetle to a blond mechanic and said
"My engine is missing." The mechanic raised the hood and said "Oh wow, you're right! But how the heck did you drive it here?"
My dad's a pastor.
(1973)
Dad: WHAT DEVILS MUSIC IS THAT?
Me: it's only Mark 14:36
Dad: well could you keep it down! Good lad
And he was none the wiser ah.
The year is 1973, In Kisumu city,
I texted my American friend and asked him to send a stable genius our way as we were fresh out.
He said that last stable genius the US had was Secretariat in 1973.
