The Year is 1973... and the big one hits, Nuclear War. So the two most powerful nations on Earth hellbent on each other's destruction fire their nukes at each other and each other's allies...
Anyway, during their flight a Soviet missile and an American missile cross each others path, and they decide to stop and stay for a while before the world ends. so they stay and drink and joke and have a jolly good time. By the end of the day the American missile is drunk and says, "You know... we should go now." To which the Soviet missile replies, "You're right, let me walk you home."
Naturally I was baffled to find such a thing in my loft, so I did a double take, and realised it was a TV guide from 1973.
In 2016, the Six Million Dollar Man consists of two hip replacements.
Step 1. Go to 1973 and sell 10% shares of apple for $800
Step 2. Realise those 10% is worth $43 billion nowadays.
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