The Year is 1973... and the big one hits, Nuclear War. So the two most powerful nations on Earth hellbent on each other's destruction fire their nukes at each other and each other's allies...
Anyway, during their flight a Soviet missile and an American missile cross each others path, and they decide to stop and stay for a while before the world ends. so they stay and drink and joke and have a jolly good time. By the end of the day the American missile is drunk and says, "You know... we should go now." To which the Soviet missile replies, "You're right, let me walk you home."
Naturally I was baffled to find such a thing in my loft, so I did a double take, and realised it was a TV guide from 1973.
In 2016, the Six Million Dollar Man consists of two hip replacements.
Studies show ¾ths of the general public prefer to be told statistics in percents as compared to fractions.
10/9 of them are unable to spot errors in said statistics.
63% of the population will believe a statistic if it has a famous name cited with it. - Julius Cesar, May 1973
The remaining half of the people who prefer to be told statistics who prefer to be told statistics in fractions are unable to spot continuity issues.
Seventy-bajillion people on earth cannot recognize made up numbers.
...and finally... if you are male there is a 1 in 3 chance you are reading this with your penis in your hand (this one may actually be true)
Step 1. Go to 1973 and sell 10% shares of apple for $800
Step 2. Realise those 10% is worth $43 billion nowadays.
Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.
Roe vs. Suede
Until your mom jumped on one in 1973
"My engine is missing." The mechanic raised the hood and said "Oh wow, you're right! But how the heck did you drive it here?"
He said that last stable genius the US had was Secretariat in 1973.
(1973)
Dad: WHAT DEVILS MUSIC IS THAT?
Me: it's only Mark 14:36
Dad: well could you keep it down! Good lad
And he was none the wiser ah.
nun.
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