Amusing & Witty 1972 Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
They used to be called "Jumpolines"
...until your mom jumped on one back in 1972.
A tourist decides to visit a Native American Chief who is famous for his perfect memory.
"Okay, Chief..." says the tourist,
"Let's test that memory of yours. What did you eat for breakfast on May 9th, 1972?"
The Chief thinks for a moment, and responds "Eggs."
The tourist replies, "Wow, that's incredible! You really do have a perfect memory." and leaves.
Ten years later the tourist finds himself in the Chief's neck of the woods and decides to pay him a visit.
He enters the Chief's home and respectfully greets him, saying "Hau, Chief."
The Chief promptly replies, "Scrambled."
They actually stopped manufacturing glitter in 1972
We just haven't gotten it out of everything yet.
What's the difference between a 1972 chevelle and a bic mini?
Well one is a heavy chevy and the other is a little lighter.
Trampolines used to be called jumpolines
Until your mom got on one in 1972
What's the 1972 Dolphins favorite Christmas song?
The First No 'L'.
TIL in 1972, the Russians attacked their own submarine off the coast of Guatemala
Woops, wrong sub.
Hey Earth, your moon's so ugly...
Hey Earth, your moon's so ugly, no one's touched it since 1972!
What is a difference between those who left USSR for Canada in 1972 and those who left USSR in and after 1991.
In 1972, people ran from Socialism, and in 1991 into Socialism.
