1970s Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 1970s jokes. Read 1970s thirties jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1970s eighties puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Fun-Filled 1970s Jokes to Boost Your Mood

You know, people in the 1970s thought there would be a black president when pigs fly...

Then Barack Obama was elected. And after a year, swine flu.

In the 1970s, as manager of Baskin Robbins', my mom was tasked to create new flavors related to Richard Nixon...

Her choices, as she told me, were 'ImPeachments & Cream' and 'Watermelon-Gate' (as a sorbet).



Both were denied.

This is actually true.

My dad worked for years as an actuary.

Back in the 1970s he travelled a lot for his work. This was during the time when hijackings, bombings and stuff like that weren't too uncommon.

Being a statistician, he sat down one day and calculated the odds that a bomb would be on a plane that he was on. Turns out, he didn't like the odds.... so the very next day he starting carrying a bomb with him on every plane that he boarded.

Cause he figured, what are the chances that *two* bombs would be on the same plane...

A man goes to see an impresario

and says "Got any job openings?"

"What do you do?" asks the impresario.

"Bird imitations," says the man.

"Do me a favour!" explodes the impresario. "Bird imitations went out in the 1970s!"

"Fair enough," says the man

...and flies out of the window.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

A local Game Stop burnt to the ground. An insurance adjuster came out to inspect the damage

After looking at the rubble, he asked the manager if the building was a new structure. The manager said, "I don't think so, it was built in the 1970s."

The adjuster said, "I that case, the best payout I can give you is $50,000. If it was a new building I could have given you 95,000.

What did they call click bait in the Middle Ages?

Nothing the internet wasn't invented until like the 1970s.

I officially became an o**... donor...

Now does anyone need a 1970s brown electric o**...? It's been sitting in my living room for a long time.

Jewish joke from the 1970s: What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

Wonder Woman

What's the difference between Wonder Woman and the d**... Wonder?

One was played in the 1970s by Lynda, the other by Jimmy.

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