The Best 10 1970 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 1970 jokes. There are some 1970 unlike jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1970 smart puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest 1970 Jokes and Puns

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

You can't get pregnant during '69.

Interviewer to Pelè: Do you think Barzil's 1970 team can beat today's Argentina?

Pelè: Yes.
Interviewer: By how much?
Pelè: 1:0
Interviewer: That's it?
Pelè: Well, most of us are over 75 now...

At the urinal

Two man, pissing side by side.

"Sorry sir, do you happen to be of the Jewish faith?"

"Erh... yes I am."

"You are from Krakow?"

"Yes."

"And did you always go to the small synagogue in the Lipowitz Street?"

"Yes, do we know each other?"

"I don't think so. But you were born between 1970 and 1980?"

"Yes, could you finally tell me where we met?"

"We have not met, sir. But in the small synagogue in the Lipowitz Street in Krakow, Rabbi Goldberg war responsible for the bris in between 1970 and 1980. And the good Rabbi never managed to make a clean cut. And you're pissing on my shoes".

In the 1970s, as manager of Baskin Robbins', my mom was tasked to create new flavors related to Richard Nixon...

Her choices, as she told me, were 'ImPeachments & Cream' and 'Watermelon-Gate' (as a sorbet).



Both were denied.

This is actually true.

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

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You can't get pregnant during '69.


Lawyers and computers

have both been proliferating since 1970. Unfortunately, lawyers, unlike computers, have not gotten twice as smart and half as expensive every 18 months.

In 1970 they said that in 30 years we'd be vacationing on the moon.

It's 2018 and instead we're talking about vacationing on Mars some day.

I didn't know which political party to join so I looked up Republican convictions.

Turns out they've had 91 since 1970.

TIL in 1970, Xerox Corp sued IBM for patent infringement.

Who would thought Xerox would get upset over somebody copying.

Reporter to Pelé: Do you think Brazil's team of 1970 would win against today's Argentina?

Pelé: yes.

Reporter: By how much?

Pelé: 1:0

Reporter: That's it?

Pelé: Yes, most of us are well over 75.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 1970 party jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 1970 expensive piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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