1970 Jokes

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

You can't get pregnant during '69.

Interviewer to Pelรจ: Do you think Barzil's 1970 team can beat today's Argentina?

Pelรจ: Yes.
Interviewer: By how much?
Pelรจ: 1:0
Interviewer: That's it?
Pelรจ: Well, most of us are over 75 now...

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

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You can't get pregnant during '69.

Lawyers and computers

have both been proliferating since 1970. Unfortunately, lawyers, unlike computers, have not gotten twice as smart and half as expensive every 18 months.

I didn't know which political party to join so I looked up Republican convictions.

Turns out they've had 91 since 1970.

TIL in 1970, Xerox Corp sued IBM for patent infringement.

Who would thought Xerox would get upset over somebody copying.

In 1970 they said that in 30 years we'd be vacationing on the moon.

It's 2018 and instead we're talking about vacationing on Mars some day.

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