1970 Jokes

Following is our collection of convictions humor and unlike one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 1970 puns for adults, dirty rates jokes or clean smart gags for kids.

There is an abundance of party jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes on 1970. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any expensive witze you can hear about 1970.

The Best jokes about 1970

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

You can't get pregnant during '69.

Interviewer to Pelรจ: Do you think Barzil's 1970 team can beat today's Argentina?

Pelรจ: Yes.
Interviewer: By how much?
Pelรจ: 1:0
Interviewer: That's it?
Pelรจ: Well, most of us are over 75 now...

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

Why were birth rates low in 1970?


You can't get pregnant during '69.

Lawyers and computers

have both been proliferating since 1970. Unfortunately, lawyers, unlike computers, have not gotten twice as smart and half as expensive every 18 months.

TIL in 1970, Xerox Corp sued IBM for patent infringement.

Who would thought Xerox would get upset over somebody copying.

I didn't know which political party to join so I looked up Republican convictions.

Turns out they've had 91 since 1970.

In 1970 they said that in 30 years we'd be vacationing on the moon.

It's 2018 and instead we're talking about vacationing on Mars some day.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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