Following is our collection of funny 1970 jokes. There are some 1970 unlike jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1970 smart puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
You can't get pregnant during '69.
Pelè: Yes.
Interviewer: By how much?
Pelè: 1:0
Interviewer: That's it?
Pelè: Well, most of us are over 75 now...
Her choices, as she told me, were 'ImPeachments & Cream' and 'Watermelon-Gate' (as a sorbet).
Both were denied.
This is actually true.
Why were birth rates low in 1970?
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You can't get pregnant during '69.
have both been proliferating since 1970. Unfortunately, lawyers, unlike computers, have not gotten twice as smart and half as expensive every 18 months.
It's 2018 and instead we're talking about vacationing on Mars some day.
Turns out they've had 91 since 1970.
Who would thought Xerox would get upset over somebody copying.
Pelé: yes.
Reporter: By how much?
Pelé: 1:0
Reporter: That's it?
Pelé: Yes, most of us are well over 75.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 1970 party jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working 1970 expensive piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.