Howlingly Hilarious 1969 Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
I played bass on the original s**... Doo theme song way back in 1969 and then went on to play with Metallica. AMA!
Fine, I didn't actually play the bass on the s**... Doo theme song, or in any band for that matter, but I'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for you metaling kids!
I played bass on the original s**... Doo theme song in 1969, then joined Metallica. AMA!
Fine, I didn't actually play the bass on the s**... Doo theme song, or in any band, but I'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for you metaling kids!
In 1969, the Beatles originally wrote one of their hit songs for a Broadway version of Peter Pan. Captain Hook's right hand man wanted to Broker a truce that would give Hook the ability to fly and give Peter and the Lost Boys safety from pirates. It ended with a big event where Hook and Peter flew..
Come together, right now... over Smee.
Chinese soldiers attack a Soviet tractor.
^This ^joke ^originated ^during ^the ^1969 ^Sino-Soviet ^border ^conflict.
**Radio broadcaster:** *"Comrades! Yesterday, a platoon of the Chinese People's Liberation Army attacked an agricultural tractor without provocation."*
*"Fortunately, our tractor returned fire. It then managed to fly back to base for repairs."*
In 1969 we put a man on the moon...
In 2016 we put a man in the ladies restroom.
Happy 47th birthday, teens logging into adults-only websites!
And the same to anyone else whose birthday actually *is* January 1st, 1969.
