The Best 6 1969 Jokes

Following is our collection of 1969 jokes which are very funny. There are some 1969 shit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1969 teens puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny 1969 Jokes and Puns

I played bass on the original Scooby Doo theme song way back in 1969 and then went on to play with Metallica. AMA!

Fine, I didn't actually play the bass on the Scooby Doo theme song, or in any band for that matter, but I'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for you metaling kids!

I played bass on the original Scooby Doo theme song in 1969, then joined Metallica. AMA!

Fine, I didn't actually play the bass on the Scooby Doo theme song, or in any band, but I'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for you metaling kids!

In 1969, the Beatles originally wrote one of their hit songs for a Broadway version of Peter Pan. Captain Hook's right hand man wanted to Broker a truce that would give Hook the ability to fly and give Peter and the Lost Boys safety from pirates. It ended with a big event where Hook and Peter flew..

Come together, right now... over Smee.

Chinese soldiers attack a Soviet tractor.

^This ^joke ^originated ^during ^the ^1969 ^Sino-Soviet ^border ^conflict.

**Radio broadcaster:** *"Comrades! Yesterday, a platoon of the Chinese People's Liberation Army attacked an agricultural tractor without provocation."*

*"Fortunately, our tractor returned fire. It then managed to fly back to base for repairs."*

In 1969 we put a man on the moon...

In 2016 we put a man in the ladies restroom.


Happy 47th birthday, teens logging into adults-only websites!

And the same to anyone else whose birthday actually *is* January 1st, 1969.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 1969 popular jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 1969 men piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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