1968 Jokes

Following is our collection of captain humor and nowadays one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 1968 puns for adults, dirty north jokes or clean stay gags for kids.

There is an abundance of completely jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on 1968. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any 400 witze you can hear about 1968.

The Best jokes about 1968

Pre-internet Joke? A man travels through the west on vacation when he comes upon a sign that says...

"Meet the Indian Who Never Forgets, Next Exit". Well, being curious, the man stops at the attraction to see the Indian. He asks the man, "What did you have for breakfast on June 9, 1968?" The Indian replies "Eggs!"

Well, everyone has eggs for breakfast, this guy is a charlatan, the man thinks.

10 years later, the same man is on vacation again, and sees the sign for the Indian again. He thinks what the heck, I'll stop in and see him.

When he approaches, the man holds up his hand to the Indian and says, "How!"

The Indian replies, "Scrambled."

A British, an American and a North Korean captain are bragging about their submarines...

A British, an American and a North Korean captain are bragging about their submarines and how long they can stay underwater.

The British captain starts off saying: "Our submarines can stay underwater for 6 months before having to resurface!".

The American replies: "Pff, that's nothing. Our submarines can go for a whole 3 years and never have to come to the surface once!".

At this point the North Korean starts laughing and says: "Oh boys, that's really cute and all, but we launched a submarine in 1968 and it hasn't surfaced yet!".

I bought a huge air mattress

and it took 50 years to completely fill it. It was only 3 pounds when I got it in 1968, but nowadays, after inflation, its a whopping 400 pounds!

My dad was born in 1968

If he were only born a year later, he would be 12 by now.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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