Hilarious Fun 1960 Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
(True joke) In 1960, after winning his olympic gold medal, Muhammad Ali went to eat at a fancy downtown resteraunt.
When the waiter came over Ali asked for a cheeseburger.
Shocked to see a black man sitting in the resteraunt, the waiter announced "We don't serve n**...".
Ali: "Well I don't eat them either, just give me my d**... cheeseburger".
There are some eerie similarities between the assassinations of President Lincoln and Kennedy...
Lincoln was elected into Congress in 1846.
JFK was elected into Congress in 1946.
Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
JFK was elected President in 1960.
Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy.
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln.
A week before he died, Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before he died, Kennedy was in Marilyn Monroe.
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Credit goes to the play: The Complete History of America: Abridged
What do you call an Australian air-bender that was born in 1960?
A boomerAang.
Syngman Rhee was a South Korean politician who served as the first president of South Korea from 1948 to 1960.
Apologies if you're sick of Rhee posts.
Abebe Bikila famously won the 1960 Olympic marathon while running barefoot.
Do you think his opponents tasted defeet?
The 1960s started with beetle mania The 2020s have started with bat fever...
Well I'm hoping Covid-19 is just a one-hit wonder, you know, like Come on Eileen or John Lennon's first wife
1960: I hope we have flying cars.
2017: Flying Fidget spinners.
What do you call a t**... born between 1946 and 1960?
A baby boomer.
