1950 Jokes

So a lady saw an army general..

So a lady saw an army general, looking quite charismatic. She instantly felt like hooking up with him. So she kissed him held his hands and took him to a room. On the way she asked him, "so tell me general when was the last time you made love to a woman?"

The general, still savoring the taste of the fine whiskey he had, replied, "around 1950". The lady giggled and said, "well I hope you are ready for an amazing night". The general replied with a smirk on his face, "sure, why not? It is only 2230"

The 1950s called...

We're all trying to figure out how they did it.

time zones are amazing, it's a different time all around the world! for example, in some parts of the U.S, it's still 1950

In 1976, my friend asked me when's the last time I had sex...

I replied, "1950"

He responded, "that's a long time ago.."

And I said, "not really, it's only 2150 now."

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