1950 Jokes

Following is our collection of world humor and fine one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 1950 puns for adults, dirty held jokes or clean general gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about 1950

So a lady saw an army general..

So a lady saw an army general, looking quite charismatic. She instantly felt like hooking up with him. So she kissed him held his hands and took him to a room. On the way she asked him, "so tell me general when was the last time you made love to a woman?"

The general, still savoring the taste of the fine whiskey he had, replied, "around 1950". The lady giggled and said, "well I hope you are ready for an amazing night". The general replied with a smirk on his face, "sure, why not? It is only 2230"

Abby's roommate had a blind date.

"How did it go?" Abby asked her.

"Terrible!"she answered. "He showed up in a 1950 Rolls Royce."

"Wow!" remarked Abby. "That's a very expensive car. He must be very rich. What's so bad about that?"

"He was the original owner."

The 1950s called...

We're all trying to figure out how they did it.

time zones are amazing, it's a different time all around the world! for example, in some parts of the U.S, it's still 1950

In 1976, my friend asked me when's the last time I had sex...

I replied, "1950"

He responded, "that's a long time ago.."

And I said, "not really, it's only 2150 now."

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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