195 Jokes

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( !Dark Humour!) A guy walks in the local whorehouse...

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says I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money. The guy behind the counter says
How bout the $1.95 cent special?
The customer says ok , and he paid,
headed to the room.
When he opened the door, he found this beautiful whore spread out, just waiting for him.
He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her.
Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears.
He freaked, omg she's sick!
He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happening,
and the guy says
hey John!
The dead one's full again!

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A guy walks into a whorehouse

He says I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money. The guy behind the counter says How bout the $1.95 cent special? The customer says ok , and he paid, headed to the room. When he opened the door, he found this beautiful whore spread out, just waiting for him. He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her. Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears. He freaked, omg she's sick! He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happening, and the guy says hey John! The dead one's full again!

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A farmer in his field counted 195 cows,

But when he rounded them up he had 200

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The Cheapest Whore You Got

A guy walks in the local whorehouse, says I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money. The guy behind the counter says How bout the $1.95 cent special? The customer says ok , and he paid, headed to the room. When he opened the door, he found this beautiful whore spread out, just waiting for him. He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her. Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears. He freaked, omg she's sick! He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happening, and the guy says hey Joe! The dead one's full again!

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195 Countries go to a restaurant...

But none of them could pick up the Czech.

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What are the most funny 195 jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about 195? Well, here are the best 195 dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and 195 pick up lines to share with friends.

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