The Best 20 1945 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 1945 jokes. There are some 1945 churchill jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1945 conference puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 1945 Jokes and Puns

Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person

"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945

The world's biggest gender reveal party happened way back in 1945

When Japan found out the US had a Little Boy

What do you call terrorists born between 1945 and 1964?

Ka-boomers

1945 joke, What do you call terrorists born between 1945 and 1964?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The August 1945 atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

1945. Lenin's ghost comes to visit Stalin

Stalin tells the undead Lenin: "See, comrade Lenin, you doubted that the Soviet people will follow me, but in fact they do!"
To which Lenin replies: "Increase the food rations, or else the Soviet people will follow me".


The year is 1945...

The Soviet army is pushing closer to Berlin with each day. As they march closer, they start to find the concentration camps. In one of these camps, a Polish man with a limited knowledge of the Russian language is talking to Russian military officers about the camps, with assistance from a translator. As he explains, he reaches a word he doesn't know, and turns to the translator.

"How do you say civilians?"

"Acceptable casualties."

What are the origins of rice Krispys?

They were invented in Hiroshima, 1945.

1945 joke, What are the origins of rice Krispys?

What does the Women's World Cup and 1945 have in common?

The US dropped two on Japan real quick

Not my joke

What's 1933 - 1945 = ?

6 million

Whats emptier than Hitler's heart?

A small town American 1945 high-school yearbook.

Berlin 1945

Ten Soviet soldiers are lining up to rape a German woman.

She keeps screaming "Nein!Nein!"

So one of them left.

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What did the dyslexic German event planner say?

The hall of cost will be 1945

When and where was the biggest BBQ party?

Hiroshima, August 6th 1945

On a busy day at the ATC control tower, the ATC, in a very gruff German accent says "Have you never flown to Berlin before"?

To which the pilot answered "Yes, in 1945 but I wasn't looking to land".

Why can't you bring polish remover on the plane?

Because he's been dead since 1945.

What does North Korea and 22.7 % of Americans in 1945 have in common?

They thought two nukes wasn't enough.

1945 joke, What does North Korea and 22.7 % of Americans in 1945 have in common?

Hitler made the world a better place

When he killed himself in 1945.

What ended in 1945 ?

1944

August 6, 1945 Hiroshima

The day Rice Krispies were invented.


Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

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