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"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf h**..., 1945
19:45 We can't continue this way. You have to choose. Football or me?
22:00 Of course I choose you, honey!
The world's biggest gender reveal party happened way back in 1945
When Japan found out the US had a Little Boy
What do you call terrorists born between 1945 and 1964?
Ka-boomers
What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
The August 1945 atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
The year is 1945...
The Soviet army is pushing closer to Berlin with each day. As they march closer, they start to find the concentration camps. In one of these camps, a Polish man with a limited knowledge of the Russian language is talking to Russian military officers about the camps, with assistance from a translator. As he explains, he reaches a word he doesn't know, and turns to the translator.
"How do you say civilians?"
"Acceptable casualties."
1945. Lenin's ghost comes to visit Stalin
Stalin tells the undead Lenin: "See, comrade Lenin, you doubted that the Soviet people will follow me, but in fact they do!"
To which Lenin replies: "Increase the food rations, or else the Soviet people will follow me".
What are the origins of rice Krispys?
They were invented in Hiroshima, 1945.
What does the Women's World Cup and 1945 have in common?
The US dropped two on Japan real quick
Not my joke
What's 1933 - 1945 = ?
6 million
Berlin 1945
Ten Soviet soldiers are lining up to r**... a German woman.
She keeps screaming "Nein!Nein!"
So one of them left.
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Whats emptier than h**...'s heart?
A small town American 1945 high-school yearbook.
What did the dyslexic German event planner say?
The hall of cost will be 1945
When and where was the biggest BBQ party?
Hiroshima, August 6th 1945
August 6, 1945 Hiroshima
The day Rice Krispies were invented.
On a busy day at the ATC control tower, the ATC, in a very gruff German accent says "Have you never flown to Berlin before"?
To which the pilot answered "Yes, in 1945 but I wasn't looking to land".ο»Ώ
Why can't you bring polish remover on the plane?
Because he's been dead since 1945.
What does North Korea and 22.7 % of Americans in 1945 have in common?
They thought two nukes wasn't enough.
h**... made the world a better place
When he killed himself in 1945.
What ended in 1945 ?
1944
Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?
We had two practices in 1945
The leaders of the Big Three after the conference in Yalta
After WW2 in 1945 the leaders of the Big Three(USA, UK and the Soviet Union) respectively Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin met in Yalta for a conference to decide the fate of the world.
After the conference they wanted to have some fun. They decided to try and make the Persian cat in the residence to eat mustard.
Churchill started first. He took a silver spoon with some mustard and tried his best to feed the cat but failed.
-You british people don't understand, it should be done with democracy - said Roosevelt.
He took some chicken and put some mustard on it. The cat sniffed for a moment but walked away with no interest in the food he offered.
Without any hesitation Stalin took the cat and started to spread mustard on the fluffy tail. The cat started meowing loudly and lickΠ΅d the tail to wash out the mustard. Meowed and licked, meowed and licked... Then Stalin said wisely:
-That's how we do everything in our country, voluntarily and with a song.
