1945 Jokes

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Short 1945 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 1945 humour may include short conference jokes also.

  1. 19:45 We can't continue this way. You have to choose. football or me? 22:00 Of course I choose you, honey!
  2. The world's biggest gender reveal party happened way back in 1945 When Japan found out the US had a Little Boy
  3. What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The August 1945 atomic bombings of hiroshima and Nagasaki.
  4. What does the Women's World Cup and 1945 have in common? The US dropped two on Japan real quick
    Not my joke
  5. In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
    Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
  6. On a busy day at the ATC control tower, the ATC, in a very gruff German accent says "Have you never flown to Berlin before"? To which the pilot answered "Yes, in 1945 but I wasn't looking to land".
  7. What does North Korea and 22.7 % of Americans in 1945 have in common? They thought two nukes wasn't enough.
  8. Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan? We had two practices in 1945
  9. In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
  10. USAvsJPN: Japan hasn't seen two dropped on them that fast since 1945.

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1945 One Liners

Which 1945 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 1945? I can suggest the ones about round and met.

  1. What do you call terrorists born between 1945 and 1964? Ka-boomers
  2. What are the origins of rice Krispys? They were invented in Hiroshima, 1945.
  3. What's 1933 - 1945 = ? 6 million
  4. What did the dyslexic German event planner say? The hall of cost will be 1945
  5. When and where was the biggest BBQ party? Hiroshima, August 6th 1945
  6. August 6, 1945 Hiroshima The day Rice Krispies were invented.
  7. Why can't you bring polish remover on the plane? Because he's been dead since 1945.
  8. What ended in 1945 ? 1944
  9. Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
    World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
    What a coincidence.
  10. Why was 6 afraid of 7 in 1945? 7 8 Nein
  11. When is a door not a door? 6th of August 1945, Hiroshima.
  12. What do you call someone born btn 1945 & 1964? A boomber.
  13. Who dropped the hottest fire between 1889 and 1945? Adolf Hit- ler
  14. Shower thoughts in 1945... Where is the water?
  15. I haven't seen the U.S. drop two on Japan that quickly since 1945

1945 joke, I haven't seen the U.S. drop two on Japan that quickly since 1945

Cheerful Fun 1945 Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about 1945 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean accurate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 1945 pranks.

Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person

"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf h**..., 1945

The year is 1945...

The Soviet army is pushing closer to Berlin with each day. As they march closer, they start to find the concentration camps. In one of these camps, a Polish man with a limited knowledge of the Russian language is talking to Russian military officers about the camps, with assistance from a translator. As he explains, he reaches a word he doesn't know, and turns to the translator.
"How do you say civilians?"
"Acceptable casualties."

1945. Lenin's ghost comes to visit Stalin

Stalin tells the undead Lenin: "See, comrade Lenin, you doubted that the Soviet people will follow me, but in fact they do!"
To which Lenin replies: "Increase the food rations, or else the Soviet people will follow me".

Berlin 1945

Ten Soviet soldiers are lining up to r**... a German woman.
She keeps screaming "Nein!Nein!"
So one of them left.

Whats emptier than h**...'s heart?

A small town American 1945 high-school yearbook.

1945 joke, August 6, 1945 Hiroshima