The Best 20 1945 Jokes
Following is our collection of funny 1945 jokes. There are some 1945 churchill jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1945 conference puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest 1945 Jokes and Puns
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945
The world's biggest gender reveal party happened way back in 1945
When Japan found out the US had a Little Boy
What do you call terrorists born between 1945 and 1964?
Ka-boomers
What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
The August 1945 atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
1945. Lenin's ghost comes to visit Stalin
Stalin tells the undead Lenin: "See, comrade Lenin, you doubted that the Soviet people will follow me, but in fact they do!"
To which Lenin replies: "Increase the food rations, or else the Soviet people will follow me".
The year is 1945...
The Soviet army is pushing closer to Berlin with each day. As they march closer, they start to find the concentration camps. In one of these camps, a Polish man with a limited knowledge of the Russian language is talking to Russian military officers about the camps, with assistance from a translator. As he explains, he reaches a word he doesn't know, and turns to the translator.
"How do you say civilians?"
"Acceptable casualties."
What are the origins of rice Krispys?
They were invented in Hiroshima, 1945.
What does the Women's World Cup and 1945 have in common?
The US dropped two on Japan real quick
Not my joke
What's 1933 - 1945 = ?
6 million
Whats emptier than Hitler's heart?
A small town American 1945 high-school yearbook.
Berlin 1945
Ten Soviet soldiers are lining up to rape a German woman.
She keeps screaming "Nein!Nein!"
So one of them left.
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What did the dyslexic German event planner say?
The hall of cost will be 1945
When and where was the biggest BBQ party?
Hiroshima, August 6th 1945
On a busy day at the ATC control tower, the ATC, in a very gruff German accent says "Have you never flown to Berlin before"?
To which the pilot answered "Yes, in 1945 but I wasn't looking to land".
Why can't you bring polish remover on the plane?
Because he's been dead since 1945.
What does North Korea and 22.7 % of Americans in 1945 have in common?
They thought two nukes wasn't enough.
Hitler made the world a better place
When he killed himself in 1945.
What ended in 1945 ?
1944
August 6, 1945 Hiroshima
The day Rice Krispies were invented.
Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?
We had two practices in 1945
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