Delightful Fun 1944 Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
A German joke from 1944
How do you tell an Optimist German from a Pessimist German? The Optimist studies English, while the Pessimist studies Russian.
There was this General-in-training, and his superiors were asking him questions
What happened on June 6, 1944?
We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!
What was the turning point of world war 2?
Battle of the bulge, sir!
What's is the importance of May 12″ The Man thought and thought I don't know, sir!
The superior then said Well, I'll tell your wife that you forgot her birthday.
Timeline of Russian conquests
1552 - Annexation of Kazan
1554 - Annexation of Astrakhan
1555 - Annexation of Siberia
1783 - Annexation of Crimea
1920 - Annexation of Crimea
1944 - Annexation of Crimea
2014 - Annexation of Crimea
My German grandfather told me this joke from 1944 before he passed on this morning
How do you tell an Optimist German from a Pessimist German? The Optimist studies English, while the Pessimist studies Russian.
I was born in 1944. My father was some soldiers.
My mother had a platoonic relationship.
In 1944, a unit of zombie dolphins were deployed by the allies to assist in the invasion of Normandy.
They were named the marine corpse
In 1944 during a prisoner revolt at the Nazi's most infamous concentration camp, an SS guard was burned alive by prisoners in a crematorium oven.
This is what I call the Auschwitzaroo.
What ended in 1945 ?
1944
