1944 Jokes

A German joke from 1944

How do you tell an Optimist German from a Pessimist German? The Optimist studies English, while the Pessimist studies Russian.

There was this General-in-training, and his superiors were asking him questions

What happened on June 6, 1944?

We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!

What was the turning point of world war 2?

Battle of the bulge, sir!

What's is the importance of May 12″ The Man thought and thought I don't know, sir!

The superior then said Well, I'll tell your wife that you forgot her birthday.

Timeline of Russian conquests

1552 - Annexation of Kazan

1554 - Annexation of Astrakhan

1555 - Annexation of Siberia

1783 - Annexation of Crimea

1920 - Annexation of Crimea

1944 - Annexation of Crimea

2014 - Annexation of Crimea

My German grandfather told me this joke from 1944 before he passed on this morning

How do you tell an Optimist German from a Pessimist German? The Optimist studies English, while the Pessimist studies Russian.

In 1944, a unit of zombie dolphins were deployed by the allies to assist in the invasion of Normandy.

They were named the marine corpse

In 1944 during a prisoner revolt at the Nazi's most infamous concentration camp, an SS guard was burned alive by prisoners in a crematorium oven.

This is what I call the Auschwitzaroo.

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