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A German joke from 1944

How do you tell an Optimist German from a Pessimist German? The Optimist studies English, while the Pessimist studies Russian.

There was this General-in-training, and his superiors were asking him questions

What happened on June 6, 1944?
We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!
What was the turning point of world war 2?
Battle of the bulge, sir!
What's is the importance of May 12″ The Man thought and thought I don't know, sir!
The superior then said Well, I'll tell your wife that you forgot her birthday.

Timeline of Russian conquests

1552 - Annexation of Kazan
1554 - Annexation of Astrakhan
1555 - Annexation of Siberia
1783 - Annexation of Crimea
1920 - Annexation of Crimea
1944 - Annexation of Crimea
2014 - Annexation of Crimea

My German grandfather told me this joke from 1944 before he passed on this morning

How do you tell an Optimist German from a Pessimist German? The Optimist studies English, while the Pessimist studies Russian.

I was born in 1944. My father was some soldiers.

My mother had a platoonic relationship.

In 1944, a unit of zombie dolphins were deployed by the allies to assist in the invasion of Normandy.

They were named the marine corpse


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