1943 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 1943 jokes. There are some 1943 ivan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1943 people puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

The Funniest 1943 Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

TIL the excuse the US Marine used in May 1943 after accidentally friendly fire'ing a British U-boat.

Woops, wrong sub.

Russian, French and Italian are being interrogated by Germans

It's year 1943

Russian hold for 1 day and gives up.

French hold for 2 days and gives up.

It's finally time for Italian.

He is gone for 1 week, then for second.

Finally after one month he was brought back to the cell.

Russian and French ask in surprise how did you hold for so long

Italian replies how could I tell them something, if my hands were tied?

When I do laundry I tell people I'm going to 1943

Cause I got to separate the whites and colors

A jewish man walks down the street

He is approached by a native american man who aggresively states

"Your people stole my land!" The jew, knowing that this is incorrect, defends himself.

"i'm not white, i'm jewish, you see," he began, "My family fled here from germany in 1943", but was cut short by the native american.

"My house was taken by the bank"

World War 2 joke

Sometime around 1943, when the Germans were losing the war, Hitler decided to boost his army's morale by visiting the front.

While there, he had the oppurtunity to interact with a soldier. He commented, "My brave young man, you are risking your life for the country by standing in the way of the artillery fire. You are sure to die. Would you like me to grant you a final wish?"

"Yes, my Fuhrer ", the soldier repiled. "What is it, brave one?"

"That I have the honor of dying with you!"

>!Dont laugh too hard. 200 German soldiers were executed for hearing this and laughing at it.!<

3 Germans walk into a BAR in 1943

None of them survive.

1943, Jesus walks into a beer hall in Germany...

...but is immediately removed for being the King of Jews.

Germany hasn't been upset this bad in Russia since 1943.

Russian Summer = Russian Winter.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 1943 line puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 1943 finally piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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