1943 Jokes

Following is our collection of wait humor and separate one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 1943 puns for adults, dirty ivan jokes or clean baker gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about 1943

TIL the excuse the US Marine used in May 1943 after accidentally friendly fire'ing a British U-boat.

Woops, wrong sub.

Memory

A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico, who was said to have a perfect memory. Skeptically, the tourist asked, "What did you have for breakfast on September 10, 1943?"

The Indian answered, "Eggs."

The man scoffed, "Everyone eats eggs for breakfast. He's a phony. "

Thirteen years later, the traveller's train stopped again in the small New Mexico town, and he saw the same Indian sitting on the train platform. The tourist went up to him and said jovially, "How!"

The Indian answered, "Scrambled."

Russian, French and Italian are being interrogated by Germans

It's year 1943

Russian hold for 1 day and gives up.

French hold for 2 days and gives up.

It's finally time for Italian.

He is gone for 1 week, then for second.

Finally after one month he was brought back to the cell.

Russian and French ask in surprise how did you hold for so long

Italian replies how could I tell them something, if my hands were tied?

When I do laundry I tell people I'm going to 1943

Cause I got to separate the whites and colors

A jewish man walks down the street

He is approached by a native american man who aggresively states

"Your people stole my land!" The jew, knowing that this is incorrect, defends himself.

"i'm not white, i'm jewish, you see," he began, "My family fled here from germany in 1943", but was cut short by the native american.

"My house was taken by the bank"


3 Germans walk into a BAR in 1943

None of them survive.

1943, Jesus walks into a beer hall in Germany...

...but is immediately removed for being the King of Jews.

Germany hasn't been upset this bad in Russia since 1943.

Russian Summer = Russian Winter.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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