1942 Jokes

Funniest 1942 Short Jokes

Short 1942 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 1942 humour may include short til jokes also.

1. 1940 I met my first love. 1942 I met my second. Then I met my third at 1948. It's been a hectic evening.
2. Germany sets a new record in the world cups. They arrive in Moscow with ten thousand men. 40 km further than the old record in 1942.
3. I'd like to take a moment to remember Paul McCartney (1942-2020). He's still alive, that's just how long he's lived so far.
4. Timezones are an impressive concept. Like in Europe it's morning, in Australia it's evening and in the US it's 1942 and women are still repressed by old white men.
5. My grandfather, who was in the army: In 1940, I met my first love. In 1942, I met my second. Finally in 1952, I met the love of my life. It was quite a hectic evening.
6. TIL of the famous last words from Karl Heinz who was executed for joining the wrong uboat (Germany, 1942)
7. It's the year 1942 and we asked all Jews to rate their trip to Ausschwitz. They all gave 1 Star.
8. TIL Magic Eraser cleaning pads were invented in Germany in 1942. They called them "w**..." though.

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1942 One Liners

Which 1942 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 1942? I can suggest the ones about trip and eraser.

1. Who had it worse than the Jews in 1941? The Jews in 1942.
2. Duct tape; turning "no-no-no" into "mm-mm-mm" since 1942.
3. What did you call a jew in 1942? Ash
4. 1942 or 2018, Germans just can't advance in Russia !!!!
5. My Uncle died an a labor camp; Poland 1942. ^He^fell^out^of^a^guard^tower...
6. It's 1942, Berlin. a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest walks out.

Comical 1942 Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about 1942 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 1942 pranks.