Comical 1942 Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
Who had it worse than the Jews in 1941?
The Jews in 1942.
1940 I met my first love. 1942 I met my second. Then I met my third at 1948.
It's been a hectic evening.
Duct tape;
turning "no-no-no" into "mm-mm-mm" since 1942.
Germany sets a new record in the world cups.
They arrive in Moscow with ten thousand men. 40 km further than the old record in 1942.
Timezones are an impressive concept.
Like in Europe it's morning, in Australia it's evening and in the US it's 1942 and women are still repressed by old white men.
Abbott and Costello
Costello: . . . I was in love with a bow-legged cowgirl and she was roundin' up cattle. Abbott: And what happened? Costello: She couldn't get her calves together. ~ Rio Rita (1942)
TIL Magic Eraser cleaning pads were invented in Germany in 1942.
They called them "White Power" though.
My grandfather, who was in the army: In 1940, I met my first love. In 1942, I met my second. Finally in 1952, I met the love of my life.
It was quite a hectic evening.
What did you call a jew in 1942?
Ash
1942 or 2018, Germans just can't advance in Russia !!!!
My Uncle died an a labor camp; Poland 1942. ^He^fell^out^of^a^guard^tower...
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TIL of the famous last words from Karl Heinz who was executed for joining the wrong uboat (Germany, 1942)
It's 1942, Berlin. A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The priest walks out.
