1940s Jokes

A Russian man lives all alone in a cabin

One day, someone from the government shows up and tells him that due to a map surveyor's error in the 1940s, the cabin he lives in was mistakenly marked as part of Russia, but in fact, it's actually a part of Belarus.

"Oh thank God!" the man exclaims. "I don't think I would have been able to stand another Russian winter here."

TIL that back in the 1940s, as a result of failed communications between engineers and builders, the Soviet Union built thousands of submarines based on recalled 1850s schematics, resulting in millions of dollars in military funding being wasted.

Whoops, wrong sub.

This was in a joke book from the 1940s

Hitler went to a fortune teller and asked her, on what day will I die?

The seeress assured him that he would die on a Jewish holiday.

Why are you so sure of that? Demanded Hitler

Any day, she replied on which you die will become a Jewish holiday.

Did you hear about how realistic Call of Duty: WWII is?

Sledgehammer Games rented servers from the 1940s to replicate WWII as accurately as possible

A teacher was going over the history syllabus.

The teacher says to the class "We will be learning about history for the next 6 months. Each month I will teach a different decade. We will cover the 1940s, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s and 2000-2010".
A student puts her hand up and asks "what about the '90s?". The teacher replies saying "only 90s kids remember the 90s".

Where do you go to have a white Christmas in the 1940s?

Germany

Jesus made 6 thousand people bread,

but a guy in the 1940s made 6 million people toast.

Russian joke from the 1940s

With all the new ships our navy has been getting, the Aurora is still by far the strongest. I mean, one single shot and an entire country is destroyed.

My great-grandfather worked on the production line for a prosthetic nose manufacturer during the 1940s.

We call it the ol' olfactory factory.

A black guy walks into a bar

There's no joke here, they can walk into bars, it's not like 1940s lol.

Have you guys heard of the coolest bone of the 1940s?

It was hip.

Apparently, a Spanish Dictator invented a type of telephone back in the 1940s. But no one in his home country could understand the words that came through it;

Because it was a Francophone.

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