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"Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2017 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"
The Sixth German Panzer Division.
It's been a hectic evening.
A job
He went from hero to Zero.
"Sorry I'm late. My ride was Stalin."
On new years eve some parts of the world are in 2017, some are in 2016, and a large portion of the U.S. is still stuck in 1940.
It claimed the life of Chuck Norris.
"Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter died this morning in his house in Oklahoma at the age of 76. He is feeling much better now and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance."
Nahtzee
A Low Blow.
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The 7th German Panzer Division
It was quite a hectic evening.
(in an Edward G Robinson voice) The myah sea
Erwin Rommel
Naziz Ansari
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