1940 Jokes

Following is our collection of made humor and france one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 1940 puns for adults, dirty panzer jokes or clean nazi gags for kids.

There is an abundance of won jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 13 funniest jokes on 1940. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any uboat witze you can hear about 1940.

The Best jokes about 1940

TIL that in 1940 a German U-Boat captain found himself aboard a British vessel.

Whoops, wrong sub.

A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE:

"Doctor, I have an ear ache."


2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2017 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

The Sixth German Panzer Division.

1940 I met my first love. 1942 I met my second. Then I met my third at 1948.

It's been a hectic evening.

Only 1940 kids will get this

A job


Did you hear about the Japanese firefighter who changed careers to aviation in 1940?

He went from hero to Zero.

In 1940 Russia, a poor man with no car was late to his daughter's wedding. He hitchhiked there with an unexpected guest who drove very slowly. What did he tell his daughter?

"Sorry I'm late. My ride was Stalin."

2016 has done the impossible

It claimed the life of Chuck Norris.

"Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter died this morning in his house in Oklahoma at the age of 76. He is feeling much better now and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance."

Time zones are crazy

On new years eve some parts of the world are in 2017, some are in 2016, and a large portion of the U.S. is still stuck in 1940.

What is a German's favourite board game in 1940

Nahtzee

How did Germany defeat France in 1940?

A Low Blow.


Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?

The 7th German Panzer Division

My grandfather, who was in the army: In 1940, I met my first love. In 1942, I met my second. Finally in 1952, I met the love of my life.

It was quite a hectic evening.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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