Witty 1940 Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
TIL that in 1940 a German U-Boat captain found himself aboard a British vessel.
Whoops, wrong sub.
A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE:
"Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2017 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"
Who won the Tour de France in 1940?
The Sixth German Panzer Division.
1940 I met my first love. 1942 I met my second. Then I met my third at 1948.
It's been a hectic evening.
Only 1940 kids will get this
A job
Did you hear about the Japanese firefighter who changed careers to aviation in 1940?
He went from hero to Zero.
Who won the Tour de France on May 10th, 1940?
The 7th Panzerdivision
2016 has done the impossible
It claimed the life of Chuck Norris.
"Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter died this morning in his house in Oklahoma at the age of 76. He is feeling much better now and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance."
In 1940 Russia, a poor man with no car was late to his daughter's wedding. He hitchhiked there with an unexpected guest who drove very slowly. What did he tell his daughter?
"Sorry I'm late. My ride was Stalin."
Time zones are crazy
On new years eve some parts of the world are in 2017, some are in 2016, and a large portion of the U.S. is still stuck in 1940.
What is a German's favourite board game in 1940
Nahtzee
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How did Germany defeat France in 1940?
A Low Blow.
Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?
The 7th German Panzer Division
My grandfather, who was in the army: In 1940, I met my first love. In 1942, I met my second. Finally in 1952, I met the love of my life.
It was quite a hectic evening.
What was the 1940s gangster's favorite body of water?
(in an Edward G Robinson voice) The myah sea
Who won the 1940 Tour De France?
Erwin Rommel
Who was the best 1940s German comedian?
Naziz Ansari
