The Best 16 1940 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 1940 jokes. There are some 1940 france jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1940 nazi puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 1940 Jokes and Puns

TIL that in 1940 a German U-Boat captain found himself aboard a British vessel.

Whoops, wrong sub.

A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE:

"Doctor, I have an ear ache."

2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2017 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

The Sixth German Panzer Division.

1940 joke, Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

1940 I met my first love. 1942 I met my second. Then I met my third at 1948.

It's been a hectic evening.

Only 1940 kids will get this

A job


Did you hear about the Japanese firefighter who changed careers to aviation in 1940?

He went from hero to Zero.

In 1940 Russia, a poor man with no car was late to his daughter's wedding. He hitchhiked there with an unexpected guest who drove very slowly. What did he tell his daughter?

"Sorry I'm late. My ride was Stalin."

1940 joke, In 1940 Russia, a poor man with no car was late to his daughter's wedding. He hitchhiked there with

Time zones are crazy

On new years eve some parts of the world are in 2017, some are in 2016, and a large portion of the U.S. is still stuck in 1940.

2016 has done the impossible

It claimed the life of Chuck Norris.

"Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter died this morning in his house in Oklahoma at the age of 76. He is feeling much better now and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance."

What is a German's favourite board game in 1940

Nahtzee

How did Germany defeat France in 1940?

A Low Blow.

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Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?

The 7th German Panzer Division

My grandfather, who was in the army: In 1940, I met my first love. In 1942, I met my second. Finally in 1952, I met the love of my life.

It was quite a hectic evening.

What was the 1940s gangster's favorite body of water?

(in an Edward G Robinson voice) The myah sea

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

Erwin Rommel

Who was the best 1940s German comedian?

Naziz Ansari

1940 joke, Who was the best 1940s German comedian?

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We suggest to use only working 1940 uboat piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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