1940 Jokes
23 1940 jokes and hilarious 1940 puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 1940 that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest 1940 Short Jokes
Short 1940 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 1940 humour may include short won jokes also.
- TIL that in 1940 a German U-Boat captain found himself aboard a British vessel. Whoops, wrong sub.
- [OC] Grandad was a Flash cosplayer back in his days Cause I have found some of his gray uniforms from the 1940's with thunder signs on it.
- 1940 I met my first love. 1942 I met my second. Then I met my third at 1948. It's been a hectic evening.
- Did you hear about the Japanese firefighter who changed careers to aviation in 1940? He went from hero to Zero.
- Time zones are crazy On new years eve some parts of the world are in 2017, some are in 2016, and a large portion of the U.S. is still stuck in 1940.
- Did you hear about the biggest breakfast ever served? Back in the 1940's, some guy made over 6 million jews toast.
- My grandfather, who was in the army: In 1940, I met my first love. In 1942, I met my second. Finally in 1952, I met the love of my life. It was quite a hectic evening.
- What did the Jews celebrate it December in the early 1940's? [Rather offensive] Hanakkost.
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1940 One Liners
Which 1940 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 1940? I can suggest the ones about golden and til.
- Who won the Tour de France in 1940? The Sixth German Panzer Division.
- Only 1940 kids will get this A job
- I treat my Play-doh like people groups in the 1940's Always keep the colors separate.
- What is a German's favourite board game in 1940 Nahtzee
- How did Germany defeat France in 1940? A Low Blow.
- What was the most popular Jewish name in the 1940's? Dusty
- Who won the 1940 Tour De France? Erwin Rommel
- In 1940... A jew walks into a B.A.R.
- What does 1940 Germany have in common with Minute Made? Concentrated Juice
- What did the German Border Controll say during the 1940:ies? JEW SHALL NOT PASS!
Witty 1940 Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about 1940 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sixth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 1940 pranks.
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A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE:
"Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, s**... this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2017 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"
2016 has done the impossible
It claimed the life of Chuck Norris.
"Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter died this morning in his house in Oklahoma at the age of 76. He is feeling much better now and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance."
In 1940 Russia, a poor man with no car was late to his daughter's wedding. He hitchhiked there with an unexpected guest who drove very slowly. What did he tell his daughter?
"Sorry I'm late. My ride was Stalin."
What was the 1940s gangster's favorite body of water?
(in an Edward G Robinson voice) The myah sea
