A polish man moves to the USA; it is circa 1920. However, he's having a hard time getting started. Everywhere he goes to get a job he hears "no, we don't hire you dumb pollacks". He is saddened by these blatant stereotypes.
He sees that Italians are succeeding in the new world, and decides he is going to try to pose as an Italian. He spends weeks practicing his accent, learning the culture, and otherwise becoming an Italian.
Once he feels confident he goes into town with his newly adopted persona, and walks into a shop
He yells at the guy behind the counter in a thick italian accent "hey, get me a half pound of your best provolone and full pound of prosciutto"
The man immediately asks "Sir, are you a pollack?"
Disgruntled he goes "....uh, no no, give me my fuckin' meat and cheese"
The man responds "Sir, this is a hardware store."
and still 1920 in America
I could not afford a pair so I bought a monocle instead -
at least now I have 1920 vision.
320 x 320
800 x 600
1440 x 900
1920 x 1080
1552 - Annexation of Kazan
1554 - Annexation of Astrakhan
1555 - Annexation of Siberia
1783 - Annexation of Crimea
1920 - Annexation of Crimea
1944 - Annexation of Crimea
2014 - Annexation of Crimea
Pol.io
is 1920 x 1080!
were completely ruthless...
He called it "Mein Kauph"
He said "1920 x 1200"
1920 x 1080
1280 x 720
Are the list of my resolutions over the years
1920 x 1080
because before 1920, they didn't have the right to vote.
babies still don't.
#fetalpower
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