The Funniest 18yearold Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
I'm 36 but have the body an 18-year-old
The police are pretty upset about it.
Adultery
n old man went into confession and told the priest: Father,I'm 81 married with six children and 13 grandchildren. Last night i had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls.Twice.
I see, said the priest. When was the last time you were in confession?
Never,Father , replied the old man. I'm Jewish
So why are you telling me?
I'm telling everybody!
A 54-year-old man feels guilty about cheating on his wife so he leaves her a note, "I've been sleeping with a girl 1/3 my age."
The woman finds his note and leaves him one of her own:
"I know you've been sleeping with an 18-year-old, but so have I. Since you like math so much, 18 goes into 54 a lot more than 54 goes into 18."
I once tried to pay for something with an 18-year-old piece of chicken.
When the cashier said, "sir, we can't accept this",
I said, "why? It's legal tender."