18wheeler Jokes

Monkey business

There's a guy hitchiking along the highway, when along comes an 18-wheeler. It pulls up, and comes to a grinding halt. The hitcher runs to the truck, reaches up, opens the door and jumps in. Inside the truck is the driver, and beside him is his pet monkey.

"Great lookin' monkey, mate," said the hitcher.

"Yeah, he's great company, and he looks after you as well. Take a look at this."

Without further ado, the truckie winds up, and punches the monkey in the guts with all his might. The monkey dutifully bends down, unzips the truckie's fly, goes down and gets to work on the truckie at a vigorous pace. Once the captain of the Kenworth has unloaded his cargo all over the cabin, the monkey wipes him off, zips up his master's fly and sits back down in his seat in the cabin.

"That's GREAT!!!" says the by now quite interested hitchiker. "Can I have a go??"

The truckie looks across and replies, "Yeah sure, why not?"

"There's only one thing though" says the hitcher.

"What?"

"There's no need to smack me in the guts so hard."

An 18-wheeler spilled a load of strawberry preserves on the interstate today

It was a real traffic jam

ROTC PT drill instructor: "Are you TIRED of doing pushups yet, cadet!? "

"Tired as an 18-wheeler, sir!"

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