18th Jokes
75 18th jokes and hilarious 18th puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 18th that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for a way to make someone's 18th birthday even more special? Look no further! This article examines 18th century jokes and practical tips to find them. Explore the various resources to discover the perfect eightieth birthday surprise!
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Funniest 18th Short Jokes
Short 18th jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 18th humour may include short century jokes also.
- Husband: I have cheated once Husband: I have cheated once
Wife: me too.
husband: 1st of Apriii....
Wife: 18th of June - A 7 year old kid happily asks him mum Kid: Mummy, why am I getting my Christmas present on 18th august?
Mum: Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy, son. - What do Peter the Great and Vladimir Putin have in common? They both lead Russia to the 18th century.
- Police have confirmed that the man who tragically fell from the roof of an 18th floor Nightclub... He was not a bouncer.
- In the 18th century it was common practice to ignore negative numbers People stopped at nothing to avoid them
- So it was my 18th birthday the other day... Maybe now I can help my dad find those cigarettes he's been looking for the last 12 years.
- I bleached my hair on my 18th birthday. "I guess now you're legally blonde," my dad chuckled.
- My wife left me because of my obsession with golf It's ok
I figured our relationship was on the 18th hole - My son puked all over the bar on his 18th yesterday But then again, 18 shots of tequila are pretty much for a 7 year old.
- My girlfriend made me watch a movie with her about how women struggled during their menstrual cycles in the 18th century. It was a period piece
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18th One Liners
Which 18th one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 18th? I can suggest the ones about birthday and 18th birthday.
- The US has placed 18th for math… It sounds bad, I'm just glad we hit top ten.
- I got a picture of myself in a locket for my 18th birthday. I am now independent.
- My friend is 1/8th Jew He's Jew...Ish
- The US has placed 18th for math I know it sounds bad, but I'm just glad we hit top ten
- an old joke that comes from the 18th centuary The united states of America
- When does the narwhal bacon? Not on January 18th.
- I was going to tell a joke about 18th century philosophers... But I just Kant.
- I recently had my 18th birthday I'm now a dolt
- What does an 18th century French philosopher eat off of? A Monteskewer.
- What did the black man get for his 18th birthday? Your car.
- Why did the student go to the s**... club on his 18th birthday? He wanted to study a broad
18th Century Jokes
Here is a list of funny 18th century jokes and even better 18th century puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did the 18th century European say when he checked his bank account? "Oh no! I'm baroque!"
- In history we were asked to give our opinion on the representation of slaves in the United States in the 18th and 19th centuries... I gave it a 3 out of 5
- Arnold Schwarzenegger announced today that he'll be starring in a new movie about a 18th century composer When asked about it it, Mr Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach"
- Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he was going to attend the 18th century composer costume party. He said, Yes, I'll be Bach .
- Why didn't 18th century composer George Frideric Handel go shopping while he lived in London? Because he was Baroque.
- 18th Century Arms Dealer Receives Concussion on First Day at Work A burgeoning blunderbuss broker braved and bore the brunt of a bludgeoning to the brain.
- I started studying history and learned something really impressive. Did you know that in the 18th and 19th centuries, the British Navy forced American sailors into service?
- What was the best part of being a blind smallpox inoculator in the 18th century? The great stories you get to read everyday.
- How humans and animals survived before the 18th century? Oxygen was discovered only in 1772!
- I feel the classical musicians from the 17th and 18th century were not financially well-off. Because they come from the Baroque era.
18th Birthday Jokes
Here is a list of funny 18th birthday jokes and even better 18th birthday puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- When I was a baby, my parents used to bath me in really cheap Australian lager... It wasn't until my 18th birthday that they told me I'd been fostered.
- What an eventful day! It's 420, Hitlers birthday, and the 18th anniversary of the columbine shooting. Boy what a fun day
- I'm a good muslim I had one drink of alcohol on my 18th birthday, and have been getting s**... since to repent.
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What funny jokes about 18th you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean 18th century jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 18th pranks.
Four guys where getting ready to tee off on the 18th hole when a f**... procession started coming down the road...
...one of the men took off his hat and bowed his head. Another said, "Marty, that is the nicest gesture I have ever seen out of you." Marty replies, "It's the least I could do, we where married for 28 years."
In the 18th century, a hopeful Asian laborer landed in America and went straight to the employment office.
He didn't speak a word of English, and the men at the employment office couldn't figure out where he was from. They took a vote to see if he was Chinese or Japanese.
It was a Thai.
On the green of the 18th hole after a horrible day of golf...
The golfer says to his caddy: "I swear, if I don't make this putt I'm going to drown myself in the water hazard". To which his caddy replied: "You think you can keep your head down that long?"
From the turn of the 18th century, to the mid 1960's b**... and w**... were legally forbidden from entering into i**... marriages. The reasoning behind this restriction?
It produced mixed results.
A boy was born without a body
A boy was born without a body, no arms, no legs, he was just a head.
So for his 18th birthday his dad takes him the pub for his first pint. He takes a sip and BOOM - his body pops out. "Take another sip!" everyone shouts, then BOOM - his arms pop out. "Another!" everyone chants, so he takes another sip and his legs pop out.
The boy is really happy and he runs outside in excitement and he'**... by an oncoming truck and killed instantly.
"What a shame" his dad said.
"He should have quit while he was ahead"
Bob and Jim are on the 18th hole...
And as Bob is about to pitch for the green they notice a f**... procession heading down the road adjacent to the course. Bob stops mid swing, drops his club, removes his hat, bows his head and stands for a moment of silence. "That's very respectful of you, Bob." says Jim. Bob puts his hat back on, picks up his club and says "Well, we were married for 35 years."
In the 15th century the Arabs invented the c**..., using a goat's lower intestine.
In the 18th century the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
This year I'm finally going to do get my taxes done early
At 4:30am *circles April 18th on calendar*
An infinite number of mathematics walk into a bar...
The bartender asked what they want. The first says a pint, the next says half a pint, next says a 1/4th a pint, next says an 1/8th a pint and so on until the bartender gets tired of hearing what they want. He pours two pints and says "Y'all need to learn your limits."
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar...
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one walks up and orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third one wants 1/4 of a beer, and the next wants just 1/8th. The bartender sees where this is going, and stops them before anyone else can order.
The bartender pours two beers, hands them over, and says "You guys should really know your limits".
Dad bought me an e**... for my 18th birthday!
I was a little disappointed when she turned out to be old, smelled terrible and was filfthy. She definitely had a ton of experience but she was very rusty.
I asked Dad to get his money back, I don't like Fords.
My roommates were having loud, rough s**... for the 18th time this week...
I really need to move out of my parents home.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar
The first orders a liter
The second orders a half liter
The third orders a quarter liter
The fourth orders a 1/8th of a liter
The fifth orders a 1/16th of a liter
Eventually the bartender pours 2 liters and says, "you mathematicians. you just don't know your limits."
What does my dad and the 18th element of the periodic table have in common?
They both argon
A Girl Was About to Celebrate her 18th Birthday
The mother asked the girl what would she like as a gift.
As the girl was not materialistic, she said even a heartfelt message that will make her cry will suffice.
And the mother said "you're adopted".
Netflix's latest movie.
Netflix have released a powerful new film set in the 18th century about a princess who's cursed by non-stop m**... . The witch who cursed her says she has before the age of 21 to lift the curse by falling in love.
Honestly, it's a fantastic period drama.
Wembley Tickets- England v Scotland Friday 18th June 2021 Kick off 8pm
One of my best friends has two spare tickets in a corporate box for the England v Scotland game. They were £300 each but he didn't realise they are on the same day as his Covid 19 postponed wedding.
If you are interested he is looking for someone to take his place!
It is at Manchester registry office at 2pm. The brides name is Nicola, she is 28, 5f 6 tall, a bit of a looker and a good cook.
Albert Einstein once said: "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
He was probably talking about the 18th Amendment.
A man walks into a bar and asks for a job.
The owner asks him What makes you think you're qualified for a job here?
The man replies: Sir, when my father was young he killed a man named Bartholomew. His father, in his youth, also killed a man named Bartholomew. His father did the same, and his father, and his father, all the way to the 18th century.
The owner is shocked and confused: Dear God, but what does that have to do with the job?
The man replied: I'm trying to say I come from a long line of Bart enders.
Golf
A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf & enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, I've played so poorly all day, I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake. The caddy looks back at him and says, I don't think you could keep your head down that long.
