The Best 44 18th Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 18th jokes. There are some 18th birthday jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 18th hundredth puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 18th Jokes and Puns

I got a picture of myself in a locket for my 18th birthday.

I am now independent.

Husband: I have cheated once

Husband: I have cheated once

Wife: me too.

husband: 1st of Apriii....

Wife: 18th of June

When does the narwhal bacon?

Not on January 18th.

18th joke, When does the narwhal bacon?

Four guys where getting ready to tee off on the 18th hole when a funeral procession started coming down the road...

...one of the men took off his hat and bowed his head. Another said, "Marty, that is the nicest gesture I have ever seen out of you." Marty replies, "It's the least I could do, we where married for 28 years."

In the 18th century, a hopeful Asian laborer landed in America and went straight to the employment office.

He didn't speak a word of English, and the men at the employment office couldn't figure out where he was from. They took a vote to see if he was Chinese or Japanese.

It was a Thai.


On the green of the 18th hole after a horrible day of golf...

The golfer says to his caddy: "I swear, if I don't make this putt I'm going to drown myself in the water hazard". To which his caddy replied: "You think you can keep your head down that long?"

So it was my 18th birthday the other day...

Maybe now I can help my dad find those cigarettes he's been looking for the last 12 years.

18th joke, So it was my 18th birthday the other day...

From the turn of the 18th century, to the mid 1960's Blacks and Whites were legally forbidden from entering into interracial marriages. The reasoning behind this restriction?

It produced mixed results.

What was the best part of being a blind smallpox inoculator in the 18th century?

The great stories you get to read everyday.

My friend is 1/8th Jew

He's Jew...Ish

A boy was born without a body

A boy was born without a body, no arms, no legs, he was just a head.

So for his 18th birthday his dad takes him the pub for his first pint. He takes a sip and BOOM - his body pops out. "Take another sip!" everyone shouts, then BOOM - his arms pop out. "Another!" everyone chants, so he takes another sip and his legs pop out.

The boy is really happy and he runs outside in excitement and he's hit by an oncoming truck and killed instantly.

"What a shame" his dad said.

"He should have quit while he was ahead"

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Bob and Jim are on the 18th hole...

And as Bob is about to pitch for the green they notice a funeral procession heading down the road adjacent to the course. Bob stops mid swing, drops his club, removes his hat, bows his head and stands for a moment of silence. "That's very respectful of you, Bob." says Jim. Bob puts his hat back on, picks up his club and says "Well, we were married for 35 years."

Why did the student go to the strip club on his 18th birthday?

He wanted to study a broad

Yeah, so I had an unwise fling on the 18th hole after my best round ever.

/golfclap stings a little more now.

My girlfriend made me watch a movie with her about how women struggled during their menstrual cycles in the 18th century.

It was a period piece

In the 18th century it was common practice to ignore negative numbers

People stopped at nothing to avoid them

18th joke, In the 18th century it was common practice to ignore negative numbers

In the 15th century the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.

In the 18th century the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

In history we were asked to give our opinion on the representation of slaves in the United States in the 18th and 19th centuries...

I gave it a 3 out of 5

This year I'm finally going to do get my taxes done early

At 4:30am *circles April 18th on calendar*


An infinite number of mathematics walk into a bar...

The bartender asked what they want. The first says a pint, the next says half a pint, next says a 1/4th a pint, next says an 1/8th a pint and so on until the bartender gets tired of hearing what they want. He pours two pints and says "Y'all need to learn your limits."

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar...

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one walks up and orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third one wants 1/4 of a beer, and the next wants just 1/8th. The bartender sees where this is going, and stops them before anyone else can order.

The bartender pours two beers, hands them over, and says "You guys should really know your limits".

What an eventful day!

It's 420, Hitlers birthday, and the 18th anniversary of the columbine shooting. Boy what a fun day

I recently had my 18th birthday

I'm now a dolt

I started studying history and learned something really impressive.

Did you know that in the 18th and 19th centuries, the British Navy forced American sailors into service?

What's the difference between a beard and an 18th century sailing vessel?

One's coarse hair; the other's a corsair.

What does an 18th century French philosopher eat off of?

A Monteskewer.

Dad bought me an escort for my 18th birthday!

I was a little disappointed when she turned out to be old, smelled terrible and was filfthy. She definitely had a ton of experience but she was very rusty.

I asked Dad to get his money back, I don't like Fords.

Is it a coincidence that the 18th amendment of the US Constitution outlawed alcohol while the 21st made it legal again?

My roommates were having loud, rough sex for the 18th time this week...

I really need to move out of my parents home.

18th Century Arms Dealer Receives Concussion on First Day at Work

A burgeoning blunderbuss broker braved and bore the brunt of a bludgeoning to the brain.

How humans and animals survived before the 18th century?

Oxygen was discovered only in 1772!

When I was a baby, my parents used to bath me in really cheap Australian lager...

It wasn't until my 18th birthday that they told me I'd been fostered.

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar

The first orders a liter

The second orders a half liter

The third orders a quarter liter

The fourth orders a 1/8th of a liter

The fifth orders a 1/16th of a liter

Eventually the bartender pours 2 liters and says, "you mathematicians. you just don't know your limits."

What does my dad and the 18th element of the periodic table have in common?

They both argon

I feel the classical musicians from the 17th and 18th century were not financially well-off.

Because they come from the Baroque era.

Why didn't 18th century composer George Frideric Handel go shopping while he lived in London?

Because he was Baroque.

I was going to tell a joke about 18th century philosophers...

But I just Kant.

an old joke that comes from the 18th centuary

The united states of America

What did the 18th century European say when he checked his bank account?

"Oh no! I'm baroque!"

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he was going to attend the 18th century composer costume party.

He said, Yes, I'll be Bach .

I'm a good muslim

I had one drink of alcohol on my 18th birthday, and have been getting stoned since to repent.

A Girl Was About to Celebrate her 18th Birthday

The mother asked the girl what would she like as a gift.

As the girl was not materialistic, she said even a heartfelt message that will make her cry will suffice.

And the mother said "you're adopted".

Netflix's latest movie.

Netflix have released a powerful new film set in the 18th century about a princess who's cursed by non-stop menstruation . The witch who cursed her says she has before the age of 21 to lift the curse by falling in love.



Honestly, it's a fantastic period drama.

My son puked all over the bar on his 18th yesterday

But then again, 18 shots of tequila are pretty much for a 7 year old.

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