Happy 1865 Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
If Jesus was killed in 1865,
Christians would be walking around with nooses around their neck instead of crosses.
Abraham Lincoln could never call himself a republican today.
Because he was murdered while watching a play in 1865.
Somebody told me my house is haunted.
What a freaking joke! I built this place in 1865. I'm the first owner!
Where did Abraham Lincoln go in 1865?
All over the wall
TIL That in 1865, A bunch of used, empty pens were dumped in the sea
Leo Tolstoy needed to do something with 'em