1865 Jokes

If Jesus was killed in 1865,

Christians would be walking around with nooses around their neck instead of crosses.

Abraham Lincoln could never call himself a republican today.

Because he was murdered while watching a play in 1865.

Somebody told me my house is haunted.

What a freaking joke! I built this place in 1865. I'm the first owner!

Where did Abraham Lincoln go in 1865?

All over the wall

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