1800s Jokes

Following is our collection of cut humor and beef one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 1800s puns for adults, dirty skier jokes or clean agreeable gags for kids.

There is an abundance of patron jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 10 funniest jokes on 1800s. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any mid witze you can hear about 1800s.

The Best jokes about 1800s

Hey girl, are you a Chinese immigrant from the 1800s?

Because I want to make you mine.

In the mid 1800s a primitive condom was developed in New Zealand, made from a sheep intestine.

It wasn't until the early 1900s that it made it's way to Australia, where it was immediately improved by removing it from the sheep.

Donner Party.

Here's a rare treat....an original joke

At work I was talking with a client who brought up the Donner Party and asked if i knew who the were. I replied that yes, I did. They were the group snowbound in the mountains in the 1800s and turned to cannabalism.
I added that they were supposedly humbled by their experience but I always thought they were full of themselves.
Client laughed.

I saw a guy wearing a stovepipe hat the other day...

...so I said, "Hey! Abraham Lincoln called and he wants..." Then I realized, they didn't have phones in the mid 1800s.

From Potter's American Monthly, 1892: "Why should not a chicken cross the road?"

"It would be a fowl proceeding."

Good to know that they had terrible puns in the 1800s. :P


It was significantly more dangerous to go through child birth than to be in a car crash in the 1800s.

Mainly because they didn't have cars back then.

Imagine yourself in the 1800s...

You're in a large city with a great port. You're in a nicer part of town, away from the water, in a nice inn. You're having a meal of potatoes. You look down - there's a toe! The toe smells like tar and fish. It stinks. Your neighbor leans over and says, "P.U.! That's not just any toe!! That's a portmanteau!"

What do you call a kitchen explosion in early 1800s France?

Linoleum Blown Apart!

How Worcestershire Sauce got its name

In the late 1800s in New Orleans a chef in a restaurant had just whipped up a concoction to be applied to meat and he asked a waiter to take it out to a well-lubed patron for a test. The diner was of course most agreeable and added quite a bit of it to his cut of beef. Upon tasting it, he rather liked it and turned around to hail the waiter by clumsily calling out, "Hey, whorsh diss'here sauce??", and so the name was thereupon given.

What would the Jackson 5 be called in the 1800s?

The Jackson 3.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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