Humorous 1800 Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
I have 1,800 nuclear missiles, 283 battle ships, 9,400 planes.. I spend more on my military than the next 12 nations combined and despite spending more every year I still feel insecure...
I have a military-industrial complex.
A joke that is mildly racist
How.come there were only 1800 Mexicans at the Alamo?
Because they only had two pickup trucks
Discussion between husband & wife
Wife : Everyday you spend 5 bucks on a pack of cigarettes. In a month, you would be spending 150 bucks right?
Husband : yes....and?
Wife : In a year, you would have spend $1800 and you have been smoking for 20 years. If you didn't smoke, you would be driving a Porsche by now.
Husband : how about you? Do you smoke?
Wife : Are you crazy? No! I don't!
Husband : And where is your Porsche?
Why did only 1,800 Mexicans come to the war
They only had 2 vans
9 out of 10 times, if you call the 1-800 number printed on any
... consumer product, the person who answers won't tell you what they're wearing. Trust me, I tried.
