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A lighthearted look at 180 of the funniest jokes inspired by school, men, and being thirty! Perfect for a good laugh, no matter the occasion.

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Funniest 180 Short Jokes

Short 180 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 180 humour may include short thirty jokes also.

  1. The recipe said, Set the oven to 180 degree. Now I have no idea what to do, because the oven door is facing the wall.
  2. BOSS: I've called you here because I suspect one of you is an owl?
    ME: Who?
    *everyone stares at me, even Gary whose head is turned 180°*
  3. I just scored a 180 on an IQ test answering three simple questions ! 1. My credit card number
    2. My social security number
    3. Uploading a scan of my birth certificate
  4. New study shows bodies found from the Bermuda Triangle all died from heat exhaustion... ...everyone knows its 180 degrees inside a triangle, I don't know why people even bother traveling through it.
  5. A group of teenagers robbed our local supermarket and stole 180 cans of red bull. I don't know how these people can sleep at night.
  6. I had 180 people under me at my first job and I was only 14 years old. I mowed the town cemetery.
  7. So I was baking a premade pie and the instructions told me to put it in the oven at 180 degrees. Now I'm left with an upside down pie in an oven.
  8. Instructions said to preheat oven at 180 degrees Not sure i'll try this recipe again, turning the oven upside down was a real back breaker...
  9. I couldn't figure out the answer to 180˚/ π on my math test. So the girl next to me let me cheat off her.
    It was rad.
  10. I don't get why women are complaining that Plan B doesn't work if you're over 180 lbs If she's over 180 lbs, she's already Plan B!

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180 One Liners

Which 180 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 180? I can suggest the ones about interview and sixty.

  1. I have an IQ of 180 I took the test 3 times and added up my scores
  2. The recipe said to put my cake in the oven at 180 degrees. I did, and it fell out.
  3. What do you call the path of a truck turning 180 degrees? A semi-circle.
  4. I used to hate tractors, but I did a complete 180 Now I'm protractor.
  5. What is the difference between a $200 wine and a $20 wine $180
  6. I created the first shotgun with 180 degree barrel It backfired.
  7. My twin and I lost 180 lbs with one simple trick Too bad we're not together anymore
  8. 180 degree Celsius = pi radian Celsius
  9. A satanist asked why I would 420 blaze it, When i could 180 and praise it.
  10. Why is salsa dancing so popular? Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.
  11. You freezing? Go to the wall over there, it's 180 degrees!
  12. Why are protractors really smart? They always have at least 180 Degrees
  13. Women's Darts The only time they'll see a 180 is when they're programming the oven.
  14. The recipe said to put the p**... in at 180 degrees Now it's all over the bottom of the oven

180 Degrees Jokes

Here is a list of funny 180 degrees jokes and even better 180 degrees puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why are people always hotter when they're standing up? Sitting down they're only 90 degrees, standing up they're 180.
  • Boys have truly evolved * Boy: sapnu puas
    * Girl: What does that mean?
    * Boy: Turn your phone 180 degrees ;).
  • I saw an ad about this tractor which wheels can spin 180 degrees without it moving. I guess you can call it a.. pro tractor
  • The recipe said "Set the oven to 180 degrees" so I did, but now I can't open it because the door faces the wall.
  • It was 180 degrees went I went out for my run today... ...so I turned around and went back inside.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about 180 can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of 180 puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Delightful Fun 180 Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about 180 you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean rich jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make 180 prank.

Anybody caught breaking rule will be fined....

The first day of university and Dean addressing the students, pointing out some of the rules: The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.
He continued, Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: How much for a season ticket?

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students...

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing
out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and
the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking
this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this
rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will
cost you $180. Are there any questions?"
How much for a season pass?

An Asian lady walks into a bank

She is trying to exchange yen for sterling.
She rants at the cashier " yesterday I get 200 pounds for 1 yen, today I only get 180, why is this? ".
The cashier replies " fluctuations ",
the lady replies " fluck you white people too".

Line in heaven

A woman dies and finds herself in a line to get into heaven. As she nears St Peter she hears him asking people
"Please tell me how much money you made and what you did on earth"
Two people ahead if her she heard "I made 2 million a year and I was a CEO"
The person in front of her said "I made 180 thousand a year and I was an electrician"
When she got there she said "I made 12 thousand a year.. "
St Peter asked "and what instrument did you play?"

A french, an english and a german general are talking about submarine technology

The French general tells them their submarines can stay underwater for three days.
The British says theirs can stay submerged for 180 days
Suddenly a submarine comes up. A man comes out and shouts: "SIEG HEIL. Wir brauchen Sprit!"

Do Rumanians get upset when they get asked about Vampires?

I asked my Rumanian friend whether he ever gets upset when people ask him whether his relatives were Vampires.
He said "Of course not, That has only happened two or three times this past 180 years."

My wife wants me to lose 180 pounds this year for my new year's resolution.

I'm serving her with the divorce papers on Tuesday.

I'm happier and healthier now that I've lost 180 pounds (81.6 kg) of ugly fat!

Thanks Divorce^TM !

I hired a p**... to indulge my food f**....

She said that for $500 we could spend the night l**... food off each other's bodies, although if I wanted guacamole it was $1.80 extra.

On the first day of school, the college dean addressed the freshman class to explain some of the campus rules.

"The women's dormitory
is off-limits to male students and the men's
dormitory is off-limits to female students," he
intoned. "Am body caught breaking this rule
will be fined $20 the first time, $60 the second
lime and $180 the third time. Does anyone
have any questions?
A male student raised his hand. "How much
for a season pass?"

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