Gather Around for Fun 18 Wheeler Jokes and Laughter with Friends
A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in.
One grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker's coffee, and the third wolfed down his apple pie. The truck driver didn't say a word as he paid the waitress and left.
As the waitress walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled, "He ain't much of a man, is he?"
"He's not much of a driver, either," the waitress replied. "He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles."
I asked a friend if he wanted to go with me to count 18 wheelers on the interstate,
He seemed semi-interested.
What did the package say to the scary 18 wheeler?
I'm not a freight.
An 18-wheeler spilled a load of strawberry preserves on the interstate today
It was a real traffic jam
BREAKING: An 18 wheeler full of wigs and toupees crashes and spills over the I-95 interstate at 1:30pm today.
Police are still combing the area.
What do you call a group of wheelchaired people?
An 18 wheeler
ROTC PT drill instructor: "Are you TIRED of doing pushups yet, cadet!? "
"Tired as an 18-wheeler, sir!"
I remember how my uncle died..
Driving an 18 wheeler rig down a long, icy road in the pitch black with no working headlights. He swerved and suddenly BAM!
Cancer.
If you don't like 18 wheelers
Does that mean you're anti-semi?
