18 Wheeler Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 18 Wheeler jokes. There are some 18 wheeler jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 18 wheeler puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in.

One grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker's coffee, and the third wolfed down his apple pie. The truck driver didn't say a word as he paid the waitress and left.

As the waitress walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled, "He ain't much of a man, is he?"

"He's not much of a driver, either," the waitress replied. "He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles."

I asked a friend if he wanted to go with me to count 18 wheelers on the interstate,

He seemed semi-interested.

What did the package say to the scary 18 wheeler?

I'm not a freight.

An 18-wheeler spilled a load of strawberry preserves on the interstate today

It was a real traffic jam

BREAKING: An 18 wheeler full of wigs and toupees crashes and spills over the I-95 interstate at 1:30pm today.

Police are still combing the area.

What do you call a group of wheelchaired people?

An 18 wheeler

ROTC PT drill instructor: "Are you TIRED of doing pushups yet, cadet!? "

"Tired as an 18-wheeler, sir!"

I remember how my uncle died..

Driving an 18 wheeler rig down a long, icy road in the pitch black with no working headlights. He swerved and suddenly BAM!

Cancer.

If you don't like 18 wheelers

Does that mean you're anti-semi?

Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.

With him inside it.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 18 wheeler puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 18 wheeler piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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