17th Jokes

Following is our collection of tenth humor and french one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 17th puns for adults, dirty healthier jokes or clean fourth gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about 17th

A man is new in town

A man is new in town and asks the next passerby for directions:
"Excuse me, could you please tell me where the church is?"
"Yeah, it's on 3rd street."
"What, right next to the brothel?"
"What? No! The brothel is on 17th street."
"Oh, I see. Thank you very much!"

In honor of Father's day, a dad joke

There is a rumor that a movie about a 17th century classical composers will be made. It will even star Arnold Schwarzenegger among others.


He'll be Bach

It usually only takes me one drink to get completely wasted

I just can't remember if it's the 16th or the 17th

I learned that 17th century French royalty depleted their treasury...

I guess you could say they were baroque.

A man sees his neighbour across the street, on his balcony.

He says, Hey, when is your birthday?

His neighbour replies with May 17th, why?

The man responds with I'll buy you curtains for your birthday so I don't have to see you have sex with your wife!

His neighbour then says, When is your birthday, because I'll buy you some glasses. Maybe then you'll be able to see who the wife is!


A boy breaks an old vase at a rich uncle's house.

A boy breaks an old vase at a rich uncle's house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century! The boy sagged in relief: Oh, good that it wasn't new.

What was the most popular form of piracy in the 17th century?

Pier-to-pier

Japan won't get Fallout 4 until December 17th, but that's okay, they got the original fallout 70 years before us.

I won my 17th straight Halloween costume contest as a hotdog.

I'm on a roll.

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17th century painter Peter Paul Rubens walks into a bar and orders a drink.

Bartender asks how are you going to pay for that?
Peter Paul Rubens says put it on my tab. I'm baroque.

Guy goes golfing with his wife

An avid golf fan took his wife golfing, and was having the game of his life. They got to the 17th hole, a short par 4, and he hits his drive way left. When he finds his ball, it's behind a large shed that stands directly between the ball and the green.

Dismayed, he decides to lay up and hit a chip shot back into the fairway to go for bogey. Right before he hits, his wife comes up and says, "Wait wait, this shed has big double doors on each side! We can just open up both sides and you can hit your shot right through the shed and up onto the green!"

Encouraged by this idea, he takes the shot. The ball bounces off the front of the shed, hits his wife in the head and tragically kills her.

Years later, this guy plays this same course again, this time with a few of his buddies, and is once again having another once in a lifetime type of game. On the 17th hole, remembering what happened the last time, he nervously tees off and is heartbroken to see his ball follow a nearly identical path as the last time he played. He gets up to the ball and it's almost in the same spot, so he lines up to chip it back into the fairway. His buddy runs up and says, "Wait wait, this shed has big double doors on each side! We can just open up both sides and you can hit your shot right through the shed and up onto the green!"

The guy stares at him and says, "no way. last time I tried that, I triple bogeyed!"


A wealthy gentleman began to chat with a poor woman on the streets of 17th century London

He asked how many children she had.

Six, she answered.

Here is a sixpence for them, he responded, handing her a coin.

No, sir, she said proudly, I will not sell my children.

What would you call a famous president in the 17th century?

Baroque Obama.

4th July

If the 4th of July is independence Day, why isn't 17th February Shawshank redemption day? It was a much better film.

Japan doesn't get Fallout 4 until December 17th...

Which is fair considering they got the original Fallout 70 years before us.

What's the difference between pirates in the 17th century and pirates in the 21st century?

The pirates back then got booty

What is Captain Kirk's favorite fish, stretch and 17th century infantry weapon?

Pike

I feel the classical musicians from the 17th and 18th century were not financially well-off.

Because they come from the Baroque era.

Why were all the 17th century composers poor?

Because they were baroque a f.


My friend asked if I wanted to be the Terminator or a 17th century composer for halloween

So I said "I'll be Bach"

It is the 17th of October 2018. Marijuana was legalized in Canada.

A guy walks into a store and says to the clerk:
"I want a canadis"

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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