..distract you from the fact that the British blew a 13 colony lead in 1776
Because they traveled home with that *L* in 1776
A British man asks and American,
Why don't you spell colour, armour, or flavour the same way as we do?
The American replied,
We got rid of u in 1776.
Murican: Coz we gave you that L in 1776
- King George III, 4 July 1776
Because the US handed the L back to the UK in 1776.
Because they gave Britain the L in 1776
The Independance
British: Just saying it, doesn't make you independent..
Thomas Jefferson: I didn't say it, I declared it.
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