Cheerful 1700 Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
A standard elevator can hold 1700 lbs
or 5 Tinder matches...
I found a 1,700 yard rock the other day....
It was a real milestone.
Russian media reports: 250 people protested today in Moscow
... out of which 1700 were arrested.
In the 1700s, Muslims invented the first condoms. They used goat intestines.
Then in the next century, Europeans took the invention to the next level. They took the intestines out of the goat.
Why was the computer programmer who was sent back in time to 1700 disappointed?
Because it was all baroque and no byte
