1700 Jokes

Following is our collection of goat puns and condoms one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including 1700 jokes for adults, dirty invention jokes and clean rock dad gags for kids.

The Best 1700 Puns

A standard elevator can hold 1700 lbs

or 5 Tinder matches...

I found a 1,700 yard rock the other day....

It was a real milestone.

In the 1700s, Muslims invented the first condoms. They used goat intestines.

Then in the next century, Europeans took the invention to the next level. They took the intestines out of the goat.

Why was the computer programmer who was sent back in time to 1700 disappointed?

Because it was all baroque and no byte

There is an abundance of standard jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes and 1700 puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any century witze you can hear about 1700.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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