17 Girlfriends Jokes
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My girlfriend said I'm terrible in bed
But it's unfair to make a conclusion in 17 seconds
My girlfriend laughed at me for having an existential crisis at 17.
Jokes on her. She doesn't even exist!
My girlfriend wanted me to reenact that scene from Dirty Dancing
So I went to a holiday camp and slept with a 17 year old.
Police officer receives a call to a 17 year old male going in and out of consciousness...
The 17 year olds girlfriend's name is consciousness.
When my friend was 17 he had a girlfriend that was 23...
months.
.
.
.
No, no, it's not what you think.
She was a goat.
A 17-year old dude goes to the pharmacy
A 17-year old dude goes to the pharmacy.
"Hello mister, i'll be at my new girlfriends house for dinner today... you know.. become acquainted with her parents and so on. After the dinner though, i'm probably gonna have some s**... time my girlfriend. You know the deal.
So is there something you could suggest me?
"Well.. i'd suggest some... condoms?
"Well.. uhm.. sounds cool.. I.. will take some"
As he is about to leave the pharmacy he stops and returns.
"Wait a second. You know... her mum... she's hot af... and maybe i could assort some.. you know.. s**... time with her as well.
You know what.. ima take some more condoms."
Later at the dinner the young man is completely silent and is just looking at the table.
His girlfriend says.
"If i'd known you're gonna be all silent and stuff i wouldnt have invited you to this dinner!?"
The young man then answers:
"If i'd had known your dad is a pharmacist i wouldnt even be here."
A 17 year old male walks into a drug store.
He says "I've been invited to Christmas dinner at my new girlfriend's house. Afterwards I hope there is a chance I get lucky, you know what I mean"
Clerk: "How about condoms then? They could come in handy. Here's a pack." The young man after paying walks to the door, stops, smiles, comes back: "you know what, the mom is also smoking hot, I think I'll take another pack, just in case I get extra lucky."
Christmas eve comes around, the boy sits at the dinner table and doesn't say a word. After a while his girlfriend says: "if I had known you were so quiet, I wouldn't have invited you." the young man replies "if you had told me your dad works at a drug store, I wouldn't have come."
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