16yearold Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious 16yearold puns

In 1466, Dracula started eating 16-year-old virgins.

In 2015, he died of starvation.


I just had sex with a 16-year-old girl on an elevator...

It was wrong on so many levels.


Grandma and her birth control pills

Grandma scheduled the first visit with the new doctor in town. The doctor's office told her to bring a list of her medications with her for the consultation. The doctor was reading the list and came upon one prescription. "Pardon me, but do you realize these are birth control pills?" asked the doctor. Grandma said, "yes, but I need them so I can get a good night's sleep."

The doctor said, "there's nothing in these pills which would cause you to sleep." Grandma said, "that may well be, but, when I take one and grind it up in my 16-year-old granddaughter's orange juice, I sleep better at night."



A 16-year-old girl bought herself a very tiny bikini. She went home and put it on, then showed her mother how she looked in it. "What do you think mom?" Her mother replied, "I think that if I had worn that when I was your age, you'd be five years older!"


What are the most funny 16yearold jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about 16yearold? Well, here are the best 16yearold dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and 16yearold pick up lines to share with friends.


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