16th Jokes
17 16th jokes and hilarious 16th puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 16th that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest 16th Short Jokes
Short 16th jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 16th humour may include short fourth jokes also.
- My girlfriends parents and I tried surprising her with a car on her 16th birthday But she got lucky at the last second and jumped out of the way.
- Did you know that the 16th presidency had the best records kept? I think they were called the Lincoln Logs.
- It usually only takes me one drink to get completely wasted I just can't remember if it's the 16th or the 17th
- The plastic straw bans now happening in many cities were predicted by a 16th Century prophet. His name was No-straw-damus.
- My brother is illiterate It was his 16th birthday party this past weekend, and boy was it awkward. He just couldn't read the room.
- If you were born on the September 16th, you were more than likely conceived on Christmas Day. I was actually born on September 15th, so Christmas came early for my mum.
- Need some meme ideas for school project, regarding the 16th century. Canterbury tales, Shakespeare,Beowulf using these.
- Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank. - Today is the anniversary.. Today is the 16th anniversary of the world's largest game of Jenga.
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16th One Liners
Which 16th one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 16th? I can suggest the ones about plastic and ninth.
- The worst thing about Friday the 13th Is monday the 16th
- What do you call a damaged instrument in the 16th century? B-roke
- What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday? A Toy-Yoda
Cheeky 16th Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about 16th you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean prophet jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 16th pranks.
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Don't forget, s**... Donor day is June 16th this year.
It's like Father's Day, but it comes a little early.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders one pint, the second one also orders 1 pint (astonishing the barman because he thought it was a repost), the third orders 1/2 a pint, the fourth orders 1/6th of a pint, the fifth orders 1/24th of a pint and so on. The bartender sees where this is going and says, "I'm all out of alcohol tonight, but I figure this might help you.", as he scribbled a number on a paper and passed it.
As the first mathematician dialled '27182-81828' and called the number, a voice picked up on the other side, "Hello, this is Descartes Lubricants, how can I help you?". Then they realised.
The barman had given them the Oiler's Number.
A young lady in New Orleans is having her 16th birthday party...
A young lady in New Orleans is having her 16th birthday party when she runs up to her uncle and firmly tells him: "When you gonna take me to Florida or don't you remember your promise?" Her uncle seem a little confused, and as he gazed down at her quizzically, and a twinkle in his eyes and stated- "I never said I was going to take you to Florida" The young lass, shocked he didn't remember said- " Yes you did. You said when I turn 16, you were going to Tampa with me."
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Why is your 16th birthday your only sweet one?
It gives you diabetes so you can't have more!
