1600 Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious 1600 puns

Chinese vacationers

A Chinese family arrives in Los Angeles to begin their American vacation. They approach the currency exchange window to exchange 10,000 Chinese yuan. The agent gives them $1,600 and they go on their way. They enjoy their vacation but realize their American funds are depleting quickly. They return to the currency exchange a week later to exchange another 10,000 Yuan. This time the exchange agent hands over $1,400. The Chinese man asks in broken yet effective English why the exchanged amount is $200 less. The agent shrugs his shoulders and politely replies "Fluctuations". The Chinese man suddenly becomes enraged and replies "Fluck you Americans!"

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In the 1600s people in the islamic states invented the condom by using a goat intestine.

A few hundred years later the British refined the process slightly by taking it out of the goat first.

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1600 out of 2000 high school seniors flunked their math exam in my city.

That's almost half!

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My first day out with my new $1600 Garrett metal detector I found a magnificent 30 carat wedding ring, not 3 feet under the ground.

But the bride was still wearing it and the police took it and won't give it back. Pricks!!

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America is the land of freedom

I mean, it was until 1600.

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Breakthrough on the packages sent to Soros, Obama and Clinton

The return address was listed as 1600 Pennsylvania Ave

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What are the most funny 1600 jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about 1600? Well, here are the best 1600 dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and 1600 pick up lines to share with friends.

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