Cheerful Fun 15th Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014 at 10:37 am.
In the 15th century the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In the 18th century the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
Fun history fact: The Trampoline was originally sold under the name "Jumpoline"
. . .until June 15th, 1982, when your mom got on one.
A man lives on the 15th floor of an apartment.
One rainy Saturday afternoon he walks out onto his balcony and sticks his hand out over the edge to see if it's raining or not, and a glass eye falls into his hand. He looks up, and there is a gorgeous woman standing on the balcony above him, who apologises and says she was just leaning out to check the rain and her glass eye fell out. She asks him to bring it up the stairs to her, which he does immediately. To say thanks, she kisses him on the mouth. Mildly surprised, he asks, "Do you do that to every guy you meet?"
And she replies, "Only the ones that catch my eye."
I can count the times I was on a vacation in Chernobyl on one hand
This summer, it will be my 15th time going there
Why did 1/5th get a massage?
Because he was 2/10's
What do you call a 15th century Renaissance painter who is also a crab?
Leonardo da Pinci
What are the two best things about being in the US Military?
The 1st and the 15th.
A friend has 2 tickets in a corporate box for the World cup final game Sun 15th July He paid £500 each including flights but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding! He is looking for someone to take his place
It's at Sheffield Town Hall at 4pm. Her name is Nicola -- she's 5'4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook. Message me for more details.
Shout out to Hotel Maids.
That have to change sheets February 15th
I just found out that the traditional 15th wedding anniversary gift is crystal.
My wife going to be so surprised to have a threesome with my mistress!
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If you were born on the September 16th, you were more than likely conceived on Christmas Day.
I was actually born on September 15th, so Christmas came early for my mum.
The doctor said I'm a hypochondriac
But I'd like a 15th opinion.
My grandpa was 1/5th of the way through his 58th mathematics degree when he died...
He was pretty rad.
How likely is it that a ginger lived in the Andes Mountains in the 15th century?
Incanceivable
There's a DLC for football on July 15th.
It's the World Cupdate.
Hnestly, I dn't like typing the 15th letter f the alphabet
I think it's a little o pressing
Republicans think every day is july 4th
Democrats think every day is april 15th
