151 Jokes

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A man wants to be an Eskimo...

He meets with the chief and asks him what it would take to become an Eskimo. The chief, wary of letting a white man into his clan, devises a series of impossible challenges. He says, "If you truly want to become part of our Eskimo family, you must do three things:
1) You must drink one gallon of 151 rum, and if you can handle it and maintain all of your faculties, we will know your body and spirit are in harmony.
2) You must climb up the tall mountain and kill the polar bear that resides in the cave at the summit.
3) To show your true love for our race, you must make love to an Eskimo woman of my choosing."

The man thinks for a while, and agrees to complete the challenges. He first drinks the gallon of 151 and it was like nothing ever happened to him. He can talk, walk, and think logically. Next, he ascends the mountain and is not seen for a few hours after entering the cave. The chief breathes a sigh of relief, because he is sure the polar bear killed him, but gets the shock of his life when he sees the man descending the mountain. He is in tatters. His clothes are ripped, he is breathing heavily and sweating profusely, and his hair is pointing in every direction.
He approaches the chief, ready for the third challenge and asks, "Alright, now who is this woman you want me to kill?"

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How Pokemon go came to be

Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?"

Niantic: "147 Pokemon? You want to have 145 Pokemon?! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon?!"

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What is the derivative of 151?

PokΓ©(dx)

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Back in my day there were only 151 PokΓ©mon

When they added more, my only question was "Y"

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Why were the Mongols happy?

Because they were nomads.
(Source: Dear Hank and John episode #151)

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374 losers from 151 different countries came to the World Loser Gathering.

The gathering was cancelled.

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What are the most funny 151 jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about 151? Well, here are the best 151 dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and 151 pick up lines to share with friends.

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