150 Calories Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 150 Calories jokes. There are some 150 calories jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 150 calories puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Gather Around for Fun 150 Calories Jokes and Laughter with Friends

You can burn up to 150 calories through one vigorous session of masturbation...

Still got me kicked out of my weight watchers meeting though.

Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.

It also gets you removed from your local gym.

Doctors say having sex with a Woman burns 150 Calories...

When I had sex with a Woman, I too lost 150 calories- along with my keys, phone, wallet, and my wife...

Banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories.

It also got me banned from the local gym.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 150 calories puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 150 calories piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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