14th Jokes
50 14th jokes and hilarious 14th puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 14th that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Forgo typical 14th birthday gifts and give the gift of laughter this year with these funny 14th jokes! From 14th century puns to cheeky references to a 14th wedding anniversary and February's Mexican kind, there's something for everyone. Get ready to celebrate 14 with a chuckle!
Funniest 14th Short Jokes
Short 14th jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 14th humour may include short seventh jokes also.
- He: "I took a day off on Feb 14th". She: "Oh ! That's so sweet darling, I love you". He: "Do you think you can help me sell 2.000 flowers in one day ?"
- girl answer when boy ask about valentines Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Girl: Yes, February 14th. - It's Feb. 14th. Happy Valentine's Day to all those in love and happy Monday to all those who are married.
- What's the Difference Between February 14th and July 4th? There isn't any, at least to me, because they're both Independence Day.
- For those without a date for Valentines Day... I have one for you!
It's February 14th.
You're welcome! Enjoy it! - Has anyone found a date for Valentine's? I did!
It's on 14th Feb!
Laugh please I'm pathetic - I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked wonderful... or if it was just the 14th outfit she'd tried on and he didn't want to be late to the party.
- An amazing coincidence happens every year in India 14th Feb Valentines day.
9 months later,
14th Nov Children's day. - My friends asked me, "Why did i book my slot for exam on 14th Feb" I replied "That's the only date, I got"
- Me - Do you have a date on valentines? Buddy - No. I don't. Do you have one?
Me - 14th Feb.
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14th One Liners
Which 14th one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 14th? I can suggest the ones about century and sixth.
- Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day. It's February 14th.
- I have a date for Valentines February the 14th
- I held a door open for a feminist.. ..the trial is on the 14th of May.
- It takes me two beers to get drunk The 13th and the 14th
- I can't wait for the 14th It will be the 68th anniversary of the Bank of England opening
- Comedy Central Comedian coming to Taft Ca's Oasis Bar November 14th
- What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak? February 14th.
- ALANTINES AY! (For those who won't be getting the "V" or the "D" on February 14th)
- What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th? I only have eyes for ewe, dear
- Today is Saturday the 14th. A busy day at the morgue.
- life hack: if u kill urself the 13th you're most definitely gonna get flowers the 14th
February 14th Jokes
Here is a list of funny february 14th jokes and even better february 14th puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The archeologist's office was closed early on 14th of February. For a romantic evening of carbon dating.
- My gay dyslexic friend is looking forward to the 14th of February. He thinks its Vaseline day
- This is the Alaska State Police. Where were you during the night of November 14th to February 12th?
- Girls are two types - the ones, who hate February 14th, and the ones, who have a boyfriend.
March 14th Jokes
Here is a list of funny march 14th jokes and even better march 14th puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- pi day in America is on March 14th. Almost everywhere else Pi day doesn't exist since it would be on April 31st.
Charming Humor 14th Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about 14th you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean eighth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 14th pranks.
A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on.
He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing.
She replied, I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.
He thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request.
She said, I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th.
Once again he thanked her.
He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar.
He went up to her and said, Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help.
He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did.
She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold.
She replied, If I told you, you would only laugh.
No, I wouldn't, he said.
She said, I sell tampons.
With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.
She said, See, I knew you would laugh.
That's not what I'm laughing at, he replied. I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm STILL one hole behind you!
A man walks into a bakery on March 14th
He orders some pie, the baker thinks its clever and gets him some pie. The next day the man comes back and says the pie was great and orders a different flavor. He does this every day for 350 days. The baker running out of ideas for flavors sees the man come in on Feb 27th.
He says, man look I'm out of ideas.
Well how about some cake then, asks the man.
Are you sure, no pie?
No sir, today is my cakeday!
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I call the sunshine c**... company every year at this time and request they sell Cheez-its shrunk to 1/4th their original size.
I request they market them as "Sweet little baby Cheez-its."
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I said to this Blonde Girl, I bet you a b**... I can sing a song with your name in it, she said OK you are on, my name is Susan.
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Susan, Happy Birthday to You. You're the 14th Blonde I have sang to this week.
So many years after his death, I stayed in room 1401 and remembered how great Mitch Hedberg was.
"The hotel I'm staying in has no 13th floor 'cause of superstition. But people on the 14th floor: You know what floor you're really on. What room are you in? 1401? No, you're not! If you jump out that window, you will die earlier."
— Mitch Hedberg
R.I.P.
My wife thinks I'm obsessed with golf.
It came to a head in an argument at about 11.30 last night, when she yelled: Golf! Golf! Golf! That's all you ever think about!
It frightened the life out of me. Well, you don't expect to meet anyone on the 14th green at that time of night.
Humans produce around 1/4th the energy that all the life on earth produces per day. The biomass of the Earth produces around 200 terawatts of energy per day, in sugars.
And apparently so does my diet.
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I once went 13 years without s**....
Then came my 14th birthday and my elder sister with a strap-on.
Just a Blonde joke from my childhood
Three girls, a blonde, brunette, and a ginger were having a competition to see who could swim the furthest across a lake.
The red head went first, she swam 1/4th of the way across and back.
The brunette went next, she swam 1/3rd of the way across and back.
Finally, it was the blondes turn, she swam half way across and back.
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Burt and Arthur are playing golf
As Burt is eyeing in a putt on the 14th, a f**... procession drives slowly down the road right next to the green. Burt drops his putter, removes his hat, bows his head and mutters in a respectful manner.
Arthur congratulates Burt on his display of respect and says he didn't know Burt had such respect for the deceased, especially in the middle of a shot.
Burt replies well usually I wouldn't bother, but after 45 years of marriage I guess it's only fair to her
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3 Men and a Woman are stranded on an Island
Like everyone, they try to establish contact to other people at first and they build a shelter.
After about 3 Weeks the Men approach the Woman with a proposal to let one of the 3 have s**... with her every other day so that everyones s**... drive could be fulfilled.
The Woman agrees and they have a great year together. However, shortly after the 14th Month of being stranded, the woman dies.
The first week is tough for the men, but they try to boost eachothers morale.
The second week is almost unbearable.
The third week makes them feel so bad they want to die.
In the fourth week they finally decide that they should bury her corpse.
