The Best 41 14th Jokes
Following is our collection of funny 14th jokes. There are some 14th 3rd jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 Funniest 14th Jokes and Puns
A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on.
He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing.
She replied, I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.
He thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request.
She said, I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th.
Once again he thanked her.
He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar.
He went up to her and said, Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help.
He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did.
She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold.
She replied, If I told you, you would only laugh.
No, I wouldn't, he said.
She said, I sell tampons.
With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.
She said, See, I knew you would laugh.
That's not what I'm laughing at, he replied. I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm STILL one hole behind you!
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Just a Blonde joke from my childhood
Three girls, a blonde, brunette, and a ginger were having a competition to see who could swim the furthest across a lake.
The red head went first, she swam 1/4th of the way across and back.
The brunette went next, she swam 1/3rd of the way across and back.
Finally, it was the blondes turn, she swam half way across and back.
ALANTINES AY! (For those who won't be getting the "V" or the "D" on February 14th)
My gay dyslexic friend is looking forward to the 14th of February.
He thinks its Vaseline day
So many years after his death, I stayed in room 1401 and remembered how great Mitch Hedberg was.
"The hotel I'm staying in has no 13th floor 'cause of superstition. But people on the 14th floor: You know what floor you're really on. What room are you in? 1401? No, you're not! If you jump out that window, you will die earlier."
— Mitch Hedberg
R.I.P.
I once went 13 years without sex.
Then came my 14th birthday and my elder sister with a strap-on.
girl answer when boy ask about valentines
Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Girl: Yes, February 14th.
❤ ALENTINES AY ❤
For all those that won't be getting the V or D on February 14th.
The archeologist's office was closed early on 14th of February.
For a romantic evening of carbon dating.
Girls are two types -
the ones, who hate February 14th, and the ones, who have a boyfriend.
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allentine's ay.
For those of you who won't be getting the V or the D on Feb. 14th.
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Yes February 14th.
I can't wait for the 14th
It will be the 68th anniversary of the Bank of England opening
Has anyone found a date for Valentine's?
I did!
It's on 14th Feb!
Laugh please I'm pathetic
An infinite number of mathematics walk into a bar...
The bartender asked what they want. The first says a pint, the next says half a pint, next says a 1/4th a pint, next says an 1/8th a pint and so on until the bartender gets tired of hearing what they want. He pours two pints and says "Y'all need to learn your limits."
I call the sunshine cracker company every year at this time and request they sell Cheez-its shrunk to 1/4th their original size.
I request they market them as "Sweet little baby Cheez-its."
It takes me two beers to get drunk
The 13th and the 14th
An amazing coincidence happens every year in India
14th Feb Valentines day.
9 months later,
14th Nov Children's day.
I have a date for Valentines
February the 14th
life hack: if u kill urself the 13th you're most definitely gonna get flowers the 14th
I finally found a date for Valentine's.
14th February.
Me - Do you have a date on valentines?
Buddy - No. I don't. Do you have one?
Me - 14th Feb.
I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked wonderful...
or if it was just the 14th outfit she'd tried on and he didn't want to be late to the party.
I said to this Blonde Girl, I bet you a blow job I can sing a song with your name in it, she said OK you are on, my name is Susan.
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Susan, Happy Birthday to You. You're the 14th Blonde I have sang to this week.
I held a door open for a feminist..
..the trial is on the 14th of May.
Humans produce around 1/4th the energy that all the life on earth produces per day. The biomass of the Earth produces around 200 terawatts of energy per day, in sugars.
And apparently so does my diet.
Pi day in America is on March 14th. Almost everywhere else Pi day doesn't exist since it would be on April 31st.
This is the Alaska State Police.
Where were you during the night of November 14th to February 12th?
My friends asked me, "Why did i book my slot for exam on 14th Feb"
I replied "That's the only date, I got"
For those without a date for Valentines Day...
I have one for you!
It's February 14th.
You're welcome! Enjoy it!
Are you alone this valentine?
Just die on the 13th and you will surely get attentions with flowers on 14th
ALENTINES AY
For those who wont be getting the V or D on Febuary 14th.
What's the Difference Between February 14th and July 4th?
There isn't any, at least to me, because they're both Independence Day.
My wife thinks I'm obsessed with golf.
It came to a head in an argument at about 11.30 last night, when she yelled: Golf! Golf! Golf! That's all you ever think about!
It frightened the life out of me. Well, you don't expect to meet anyone on the 14th green at that time of night.
"Do you have a date for Valentines Day?"
I said, "Yep!! It's February 14th."
A man walks into a bakery on March 14th
He orders some pie, the baker thinks its clever and gets him some pie. The next day the man comes back and says the pie was great and orders a different flavor. He does this every day for 350 days. The baker running out of ideas for flavors sees the man come in on Feb 27th.
He says, man look I'm out of ideas.
Well how about some cake then, asks the man.
Are you sure, no pie?
No sir, today is my cakeday!
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
It's February 14th.
It's Feb. 14th. Happy Valentine's Day to all those in love
and happy Monday to all those who are married.
I have a date for Valentine's Day!
February 14th
Having too much sex can cause memory loss.
I read it on page 14 in a medical journal on the 14th November 2019 at 3.19pm
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