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He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing.
She replied, I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.
He thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request.
She said, I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th.
Once again he thanked her.
He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar.
He went up to her and said, Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help.
He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did.
She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold.
She replied, If I told you, you would only laugh.
No, I wouldn't, he said.
She said, I sell tampons.
With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.
She said, See, I knew you would laugh.
That's not what I'm laughing at, he replied. I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm STILL one hole behind you!
Three girls, a blonde, brunette, and a ginger were having a competition to see who could swim the furthest across a lake.
The red head went first, she swam 1/4th of the way across and back.
The brunette went next, she swam 1/3rd of the way across and back.
Finally, it was the blondes turn, she swam half way across and back.
"The hotel I'm staying in has no 13th floor 'cause of superstition. But people on the 14th floor: You know what floor you're really on. What room are you in? 1401? No, you're not! If you jump out that window, you will die earlier."
— Mitch Hedberg
R.I.P.
Then came my 14th birthday and my elder sister with a strap-on.
Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Girl: Yes, February 14th.
For all those that won't be getting the V or D on February 14th.
For a romantic evening of carbon dating.
the ones, who hate February 14th, and the ones, who have a boyfriend.
For those of you who won't be getting the V or the D on Feb. 14th.
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Yes February 14th.
It will be the 68th anniversary of the Bank of England opening
I did!
It's on 14th Feb!
Laugh please I'm pathetic
The bartender asked what they want. The first says a pint, the next says half a pint, next says a 1/4th a pint, next says an 1/8th a pint and so on until the bartender gets tired of hearing what they want. He pours two pints and says "Y'all need to learn your limits."
I request they market them as "Sweet little baby Cheez-its."
The 13th and the 14th
14th Feb Valentines day.
9 months later,
14th Nov Children's day.
February the 14th
14th February.
Buddy - No. I don't. Do you have one?
Me - 14th Feb.
or if it was just the 14th outfit she'd tried on and he didn't want to be late to the party.
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Susan, Happy Birthday to You. You're the 14th Blonde I have sang to this week.
..the trial is on the 14th of May.
And apparently so does my diet.
Where were you during the night of November 14th to February 12th?
I replied "That's the only date, I got"
I have one for you!
It's February 14th.
You're welcome! Enjoy it!
Just die on the 13th and you will surely get attentions with flowers on 14th
For those who wont be getting the V or D on Febuary 14th.
There isn't any, at least to me, because they're both Independence Day.
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