14th Birthday Jokes

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14th Birthday Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good 14th birthday joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I said to this Blonde Girl, I bet you a b**... I can sing a song with your name in it, she said OK you are on, my name is Susan.

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Susan, Happy Birthday to You. You're the 14th Blonde I have sang to this week.

I was on a date with a woman.

"When's your birthday?" I asked.
'13th of March."
"When's your mother's birthday?" I asked.
"24th of December."
"When's your father's birthday?" I asked.
"1st of October."
"Excellent," I replied. "So, when do you have s**... with someone for the first time?"
"Usually after four dates," she said.
"Ok, when's Valentine's Day?" I asked.
"Um...14th of February."
I said, "Perfect. Back to your place or mine?"

I once went 13 years without s**....

Then came my 14th birthday and my elder sister with a strap-on.

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